Today, after over a year of lifestyle changes and a ritualistic exercise regime, I finally reached my goal weight. I excitedly told my boyfriend, and he responded, "Yeah, that's nice, but now your tits are tiny". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after months of dieting, I finally reached my goal weight. Excitedly I told my boyfriend, who gave me a beautiful dress as an early Christmas present. It was a size too small. FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend after not seeing him for 7 months. During this time, I have lost a lot of weight and am proud of it. My boyfriend didn't say anything about the lost weight. When we were alone and things started to heat up, he took off my bra and said, "I think your tits are smaller." FML
Today, I'd finally reached my goal weight. I went into the office where my husband was, to show him the new size 8 jeans I'd bought. He responded with "I wouldn't buy any more clothes, you'll be putting the weight back on again soon." FML
Today, I was getting out of the shower, when my boyfriend decided to ask, "Did your boobs get smaller, or did you just gain weight around them?" FML
Today, thanks to an efficient diet, I reached my target weight. Unfortunately, my chest has disappeared. My boyfriend suggested we have a funeral for my bras. FML
Today, I proudly informed my boyfriend that I am now a size 4, down from an 18, after months of dieting and exercising after he told me he would like me to be a size 6. He broke up with me for "not listening to what he wanted" and "being an overachiever". FML
Today, my boyfriend suggested I try on some old clothes, after weeks of eating better and exercising. The good news: they fit again, and are even a little bit loose. The bad news: somehow, I look fatter now than I did before I started trying to lose weight. FML
Today, I noticed that I've been gaining some weight. Don't worry, my boyfriend doesn't mind. His new favorite thing is putting my boobs on his head and saying he feels "safe". FML
Today, I officially completed my weight loss journey, only for my wife, who'd previously threatened to divorce me if I didn't lose weight, to tell me that she realized she liked me better when I was fat and that "you don't know what you have until it's gone." FML
Today, I realized that the only part of my body that has had a reduction in size from changing my diet and working out isn't my stomach or my thighs but my already undersized breasts. FML
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teague95 16
hopefully you did it for yourself and not him
lolza 0
What a horrible person!
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Comments (204)
ivanhoe4u 3
Dump him.
Jordyn_WhoDat 6
Congratulations! Size of breasts shouldn't matter, as long as you're happy with yourself :)
kriptik_fml 0
i prefer smaller boobs. maybe its me but i always prefer petite girl and petite boobs idk why though
gman90210 18
Well I for one like small breast. After having been with a woman for several years that had huge **** it got kinda sickly looking when she laid on the bed. That's why we ended up doing it doggie style when ever we had sex
killerkiss92 8
"I finally reached my weight goal!!!" "yeah but now your **** are small" "that just means it matches your dick size" ^_^
meggy2010 5
Man, I wish the same was for me. I can lose all the weight I want and my boobs stay the same size. My genetics ****** me over. I weight 150 lbs, am 5'9" and wear like a 32 F (in other words 32 DDD). It really sucks because you have to buy all your shirts bigger and you have to try on everything and you pay at least $80 for a bra that's not even pretty.
kickyc 14
Try being a 30L, 5' 2" and 110 lbs... Even at 100 lbs they're exactly the same size.
jobsman99 0
I dated a gal in college with really big **** like those. When I took her bra off and those **** came out, she always had big strap marks on her shoulders and back problems from all the weight. While she like me to tit f*ck her, she thankfully had a very good breast reduction done and was very thankful after that.
dansco 25
Time for a boyfriend change too! well done on you weight loss ;)
jlperry31 10
looks like its time for a new man
jlperry31 10
looks like its time for a new man
little_monster21 0
lighten up people. yeah its a dickish comment but its not necessarily means for breakup.