By SHUTCHINS - United Kingdom - Canterbury
Today, while my fiancé was showing me the finger guard on his brand new, very sharp knife, he managed to slice his finger open and throw the knife onto my leg, cutting me also. There's now a nice trail of blood on the carpet all the way to the bathroom. FML
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By  TCRII  |  29

Maybe your boyfriend is not the sharpest knife in the drawer.....

By  milmac  |  9

Hydrogen peroxide will remove the blood from the carpet -- just make sure to test it in an inconspicuous spot first, to make sure it won't bleach the color out of the carpet too. You can buy it in any drug store for about two dollars a bottle.

By  Glowworm56  |  25

What is with the need to show off really sharp knives, machetes, and katanas? All that one ends up impressing is how much medical help will be needed afterwards.