FML : Today, thanks to an efficient diet, I reached my target weight. Unfortunately, my chest has disappeared. My boyfriend suggested we have a funeral for my...

Today, thanks to an efficient diet, I reached my target weight. Unfortunately, my chest has disappeared. My boyfriend suggested we have a funeral for my bras. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By BrefODM - / Friday 13 June 2014 03:15 / United Kingdom

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By snoopyace | 0

#7408425 - Saturday 11 February 2017 8:08

Suggest a funeral for the needle he calls a d***k

By Immortal_Toaster | 23

#7601589 - Tuesday 20 February 2018 17:22

Nothing wrong with being in the IBTC.

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By snoopyace | 0

#7408425 - Saturday 11 February 2017 8:08

Suggest a funeral for the needle he calls a d***k

By Immortal_Toaster | 23

#7601589 - Tuesday 20 February 2018 17:22

Nothing wrong with being in the IBTC.

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