Roll with it

By anon - 17/09/2019 22:00

Today, my boyfriend encouragingly told me that he could tell I was losing weight, all because I had one roll fewer than usual on my stomach. FML

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Tterreb 5

Wednesday 18 September 2019 1:08

Congratulations!

RichardPencil 30

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Tuesday 17 September 2019 23:53

You're my roll model!

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RichardPencil 30

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Tuesday 17 September 2019 23:53

You're my roll model!

Tterreb 5

Wednesday 18 September 2019 1:08

Congratulations!

acmariner99 25

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Wednesday 18 September 2019 3:20

Hey, it’s progress right? No points for smooth though.

Iamthebanzai22 19

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Wednesday 18 September 2019 6:29

Why is it so ridiculously easy to say the wrong thing around girls? We men are simple creatures, please cut us a break.

0neiros 14

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Friday 20 September 2019 18:58

How is this an FML? You are losing weight to improve your appearance, health, and self esteem right? Yes he could have been more tactful, but some guys aren't. The main thing is he noticed, he was encouraging AND apparently proud of you. Maybe the FML should be his, because he has a Girlfriend who doesn't know what the fuck she wants, but no matter what he says or does, he's going to be wrong. That's a shitty way to make someone live, that you supposedly care about.