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  Jonkbaby  |  21

skidmark? when was a car involved. I mean, weird

  honeysuckel  |  0

no ur obv not smart a skid mark is something obese people have or just plane old dirty people who don't wipe themselves and leave a streek of poop and brown stuff on their panties ok there now u kno smart 1

  YtotsDI  |  0

Ok all of you people are retarded.
Obviously the boyfriend is into weird stuff because it states clearly that the boyfriend and her were wrestling naked. Which is a practice done by elves. They fight yes but then they knock their mate out and damce around them chanting to their cheif to give them a child. Then if they are blessed they get a tan and a child. Too bad she only was tanned on one part of her body and no mention of a child yet....

  _Oblivion_  |  12

Both comments were ignorant but that doesn't mean he's American. There are plenty of obese people all around the world, it's the fact that the people in my country chose lose benificial foods.

  THE_A_TEEN  |  27

Someone pass #49 a brain, a dictionary, an english teacher, and Doc's patented Idiot-English translator engine before he breeds, please?

Also, coming from a person who used to be fat, we don't leave skid marks, so go fuck a piece a glass #49.

By  taytaylal  |  11

that was a great idea from the start!

  DrMime  |  10

He's got it all wrong! Just because I want a blow job, doesn't mean I'm supposed to smear urine on my girlfriends face! Same thing goes for his 'situation'...

  geko911  |  22

Comment #1 is "shit happens" and not "that's a shitty situation". Can't you see the difference? I did... And so did 188...

  DrMime  |  10

My girlfriend can't afford roses, so she just reminds me of her love by wiping her menstrual blood on my forehead... She also does that to remind me that she wants oral sex. Wow I have a gross mind! Feel free to thumb me down.

By  yesio12  |  13

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.. Show it anyway

  ohmandapants  |  16

170- wow, you've made a great comment. You are SO smart.

See what I did there? That's sarcasm. Live and learn.
Also, are you asking me if it's a nice try? I don't understand why there is a question mark.