By Anonymous - 16/01/2012 14:15 - United States

Today, I found my boyfriend passed out on the floor. Then I passed out, due to anxiety of seeing him passed out. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 227
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I don't always pass out, but when I do, it's because I'm scared of passing out

Mr25_fml 14

I wonder if that would count as sleeping together..

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pepelapew 0

I've never passed out from anything besides alcohol.

I can't tell if you're bragging that you've never passed out from anything else (and at the same time insulting people who have), or if you're bragging that you HAVE passed out from drinking too much. Either way, you look like an ass.

I've never passed out... I'm such a beast

thatshot808 6

Thats terrible! you should never let yourself get that intoxicated To the OP- did anyone happen to get that on camera :)

I pass out every night.....when I go to bed.

Awww.. Just like Romeo and Juliet

Upon seeing OP pass out, the dog passed out as well

farnsworth 3

That's nothing I pass out all the

Pass out all the what, fansworth? TELL US, don't keep us in suspense...

he passed out and his face hit the send button before he could finish typing

drlove78843 6

I passed out last night from smoking a doobie

pepelapew 0

Doc bastard blows

olpally 32

69- you should prepare for the wrath of "doc-bastard"... *runs away fast to watch doc-bastard rip on you again*

TexasMud 8

Wait.....so what are we passing out? Cookies?

hey, havin a couple beers is nice, makes you a little more tired and you wake up feeling great. as long as it doesn't become a habit

xXxIracebethxXx 14

Am I the only one who went "Awwwww"? I thought it was cute, in a way... *walks away awkwardly*

adrianxrawr 0

so who found you guys passes out?

What? do you want a cookie?

GovernorGeneral 8

Awww shiit someone already said something about romeo and juliet =3= but too bad cause i wanna say this. And so begins the story of romeo and juliet (II)

Did you ever find out why he passed out?

grmnxsensati0n 4

u guys r perfect for each other!!

#2, nope, it's still a mystery #25, Thanks for threadjacking...

#25 I would have to disagree. They should be mating with different people. Someone who could save them from their lamebrain convulsions.

Torva_fml 16

Too much blood flow to the penis.

Probably taking a nap.

I don't always pass out, but when I do, it's because I'm scared of passing out

Torva_fml 16

I don't usually like forum threads.... But when I feel like posting.. I.... I can't think of anything funny. Hmm, just stopping there... Feel free to finish it off. ;)

I don't usually get mad at people for making a half arsed attempt at humor.. BUT WHEN I DO I GO FUCKING BERSERK!!!!

Torva_fml 16

It failed that bad huh? Don't blame me, it was the retarded orange cat. I swear...... I was hoping we could make a big long thread! Filled with multiple humorous posts, and then... I could compile all our knowledge to make the ultimate comment! But you guys are lame, and didnt help me out :/

Yeah, well we could of, but you had to ruin it by commenting first

cradle6 13

You two are in sync! What a great relationship

That would be hilarious to watch.

You might enjoy the final act of Romeo & Juliet

I was just imagining how funny it would have been to see...

Why would that stress you out? I'd laugh and take a picture!

I'd pull a jigglepuff and draw on his face

cradle6 13

You two are in sync! What a great relationship

beastlybeauty 4

Are you always this pretty and witty or do you work at it? o.O

i give him lessons :)

cradle6 13

68, always. How else would I pick up all the FML chicks? XD

BeaterOfTheDrums 15

Smooth, like Keith Stone.

Mr25_fml 14

I wonder if that would count as sleeping together..

hateevryone 14

ya'll both must have medical problems.

kristena103 14

Yall comment must be very stupid. Stupid

Hurp a de durp durp that's a good cleatis

DontModMeDammit 10

*Y'all

11) You're wearing glasses in your picture- so you must be long or short-sighted. Which means you have a "medical problem" too. Just saying.

*Imitated blowing smoke away from invisble pistols* DOUBLE KILL.

*Imitates. *Invisible Sorry about the typos.