_kfchicken

About _kfchicken

Love my fro and my chicken Side note: I'm probably not the best commenter out there, it's all good tho no need to hate. Love anime seems to be allot of "us" anime lovers on here or maybe just the profiles I creep who knows. Message me or hit me up on fb if you wanna know more about me (mido Qarni) please say you're from FML :)

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_kfchicken's favorite FMLs

Today, I went on a fifth date with a guy, and he asked me if we could be boyfriend and girlfriend. Just after I said yes, he pulled out a contract and asked me to sign on the dotted line. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Unlucky - / Wednesday 25 July 2012 13:03 / United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, after a nice swim at the local pool, I ran into a naked girl in the showers. She screamed, kicked me in the nuts and ran off. I still have no clue what she was doing in the men's shower room. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By ouch - / Wednesday 29 February 2012 19:18 / Italy

Today, I gave myself a hernia while farting. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Friday 24 February 2012 08:40 / United States

Today, I had a quicky with my boyfriend, because his dad was about to pick him up. Afterwards, I texted: "Nice to meet your dad, hope we didn't look too heated." A few minutes later, he replied: "Great timing, he was holding my phone." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By B / Tuesday 31 January 2012 20:36 / Netherlands

Today, my sister set it so all the Yahoo articles I read are published on my Facebook wall. This would have been fine had I not decided to read, "Does the gynecologist care if you shave?" FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By embarrassed / Tuesday 31 January 2012 03:54 / United States

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