Brains over brawn dude…

I don't very much think he was referring that OP married She hulk.

Implying* not referring...

I sure as hell hope not. I hope the attraction is there when she isn't talking, or rather going away as she does talk

Why must I be discriminated against? All I did was ask for some nice socks. Their is no need for the unnecessary down votes. Ignorant selfish people. Uhg.

But then again, maybe she's Homer and Lisa would come. Wait...Bart would come first, right? Yeah OP, maybe consider not having kids.

But Homer is really smart... He just has a crayon up his nose and stuck in his brain.

That's an insult to Homer Simpson.

Or mark the best time to do it on a calendar,or have sex as often as you can until she is impregnated. Best way to do it!

...or stop taking birth control.

Yea, that's sort of a must...

I know worse people with kids... one's even officially not fit to be a father, so he isn't even allowed to be alone with the child... so OP's problem is only modest

#7, that's called a deadbeat father/mother. It's different when they just don't think sometimes or have blonde moments, in OP's wife's case, a 5 month long blonde moment.... Or she can just be dumb.

^^^ best comment ever.

We are all aware of what it is for

But not too stupid to keep trying;) ...

I know someone on that level

I feel natural selection is running its course.