By jdrew32 - 04/02/2013 02:17 - United Kingdom - Liverpool

Today, after nearly 5 months of trying for a baby, I found out my wife has continued to take the pill as it gave her a better idea of her cycle and thus when she'd be "most fertile". FML
I agree, your life sucks 47 484
You deserved it 5 115

Same thing different taste

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Llama_Face89 33 didn't marry her for her brain..

I'm not sure your wife should be allowed to have kids to be honest...


Llama_Face89 33 didn't marry her for her brain..

JocelynKaulitz 28

I don't very much think he was referring that OP married She hulk.

I sure as hell hope not. I hope the attraction is there when she isn't talking, or rather going away as she does talk

alphaskater09 9
alphaskater09 9

Why must I be discriminated against? All I did was ask for some nice socks. Their is no need for the unnecessary down votes. Ignorant selfish people. Uhg.

Maybe you should try and find a smarter wife. Otherwise when you do finally have children, they may turn out as smart as Homer Simpson.

ElementaryEdGuy 18

But then again, maybe she's Homer and Lisa would come. Wait...Bart would come first, right? Yeah OP, maybe consider not having kids.

But Homer is really smart... He just has a crayon up his nose and stuck in his brain.

dragoongirl90 34

That's an insult to Homer Simpson.

Or mark the best time to do it on a calendar,or have sex as often as you can until she is impregnated. Best way to do it!

MistaKrista 8

...or stop taking birth control.

I'm not sure your wife should be allowed to have kids to be honest...

I know worse people with kids... one's even officially not fit to be a father, so he isn't even allowed to be alone with the child... so OP's problem is only modest

#7, that's called a deadbeat father/mother. It's different when they just don't think sometimes or have blonde moments, in OP's wife's case, a 5 month long blonde moment.... Or she can just be dumb.

Sounds like a good thing that you guys haven't procreated.

I hope you're a rocket scientist. That is the only way your kids will have a shot at having average IQs.

free2speak 14

with her level of intelligence maybe its best not to have kids.

idiot.....does she not know what birth control is for? SO YOU DON'T GET PREGNANT! how could you not know how smart your wife is?