Today, after nearly 5 months of trying for a baby, I found out my wife has continued to take the pill as it gave her a better idea of her cycle and thus when she'd be "most fertile". FML
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Today, after my wife and I have been trying for a baby for 2 years, I found out she's still on the pill. Apparently when she was a teen she had bad period cramps, so her doctor gave her the pill for the pain. She never realized it stops pregnancy. FML
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Llama_Face89 33
Well..you didn't marry her for her brain..
carry_on 19
I'm not sure your wife should be allowed to have kids to be honest...
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Comments (111)
myklknife 6
Stupidity of this caliber should not be allowed to spread.
julia8795 4
Please don't reproduce..
MrsAlexander83 10
Tell her to get the iPeriod app. Tells you your fertile days for the upcoming year based on your trend. Good luck! Get her lots of apps on how to take care of a child too. Sounds like she might need all the help she can get!
Frustrated78 11
You want to have kids with this moron? Please don't. There are enough dumb people in the world.
cheer21moose 13
Stupid breeds stupid. That or your wife is purposely trying not to have kids with you
dangousity 21
Tell her it's working! We don't need more like her
indiealtrock 5
I work in IVF, and many of our patients who are trying to conceive actually do go on the pill, as it stimulates a cycle, then they stop taking it abruptly and either try to fall pregnant via IVF or naturally depending on the method they are using that cycle. It works quite well. However it does not sound like this was the ladies intention (most people cant wrap their heads around an oral contraceptive as enhancing chances of pregnancy as part of a controlled program) and she is not skipping tablets like this method requires.
Kingbreezy04 10
I hope your going to be the one staying home with the baby. She's has no reason being around a child by her self for any period of time.
AshAsh014 4
Divorce?
redmonkey224539 9
And your sure this is the women you want to have kids with?