Today, after nearly 5 months of trying for a baby, I found out my wife has continued to take the pill as it gave her a better idea of her cycle and thus when she'd be "most fertile". FML
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Today, after my wife and I have been trying for a baby for 2 years, I found out she's still on the pill. Apparently when she was a teen she had bad period cramps, so her doctor gave her the pill for the pain. She never realized it stops pregnancy. FML
Today, for the last two years of trying for a baby, my wife has been secretly still on the pill and takes a morning after pill every time we had sex. Funny, I thought we both wanted a baby, so I guess she doesn’t. FML
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Today, my wife and I had zero interest in being parents, so she's on the pill and I always wear a condom, but now, with my vasectomy less than a week away, she somehow got pregnant and decides she wants to keep it. FML
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Today, I found out that I'm going to be a mother. This was a mystery, since I take birth control and use condoms all the time. Or, at least, it was, until my mother admitted to swapping my pills and poking holes in my condoms so she could have a grandchild before she died. FML
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Llama_Face89 33
Well..you didn't marry her for her brain..
carry_on 19
I'm not sure your wife should be allowed to have kids to be honest...
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Comments (111)
poccocurantes 7
She is right you know. Staying on the pill has regulated her cycle and now she knows when she is most fertile. unfortunately for OP that's just not this year. Sure she wants kids?
Neongreenme 8
and your still seriously considering having a baby with this person? I would reevaluate your situation and quick.
Jennielee 6
You sure you want to duplicate those genes?
darryaz 9
Is she a blonde?
redmnky21 8
I think you're dodging a bullet, do u really want to reproduce with someone that stupid?
vbmg152 18
Is she pretty?
marcranger 28
Maybe OP really wants to have kids, but his wife doesn't, and this is her non-confrontational way of convincing him that he doesn't really want to have kids either, at least not with her? I'm not hopeful, but it's way too early where I am to accept that someone could be as dumb as OP's wife seems to be.
darlinjai 18
Maybe it's a good thing since you figured out your kids might have her intelligence...
ulissey_fml 22
One too many Mensa-'nah coktails maybe ? She is very effectively i-Loestrin the need to think twice whom you have children with. Harsh critics, but noot too far the stretchmark. (Non-French speakers please read to the end before you bury me!) Sea-son-ale trop loin, Jo-le-ssa chacun the right to defend her. Let her a-Pill! (these birth pill brands sound like "if they have gone too far " and "I 'll let / leave to everyone" in French).
davek 36
You put a ring on someone that dumb?