Today, after nearly 5 months of trying for a baby, I found out my wife has continued to take the pill as it gave her a better idea of her cycle and thus when she'd be "most fertile". FML
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Today, after my wife and I have been trying for a baby for 2 years, I found out she's still on the pill. Apparently when she was a teen she had bad period cramps, so her doctor gave her the pill for the pain. She never realized it stops pregnancy. FML
Today, for the last two years of trying for a baby, my wife has been secretly still on the pill and takes a morning after pill every time we had sex. Funny, I thought we both wanted a baby, so I guess she doesn’t. FML
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Today, my wife and I had zero interest in being parents, so she's on the pill and I always wear a condom, but now, with my vasectomy less than a week away, she somehow got pregnant and decides she wants to keep it. FML
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Today, I found out that after using several types of birth control, and being paranoid about pregnancy, I've been infertile for years. FML
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a mother. This was a mystery, since I take birth control and use condoms all the time. Or, at least, it was, until my mother admitted to swapping my pills and poking holes in my condoms so she could have a grandchild before she died. FML
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Llama_Face89 33
Well..you didn't marry her for her brain..
carry_on 19
I'm not sure your wife should be allowed to have kids to be honest...
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Comments (111)
mgrabi01 10
She is dumb
SkepticalMiss 5
Don't breed with a woman that stupid. Humanity will thank you.
Ms_ValS 27
For humanity's sake, don't breed with her.
Suuzer 6
I really wonder what she thinks the pills are for :l
baref00tmama 15
NOT good genetic material. Don't do it!!!
toblasc0sauce 5
That's why you don't marry just for looks!
skyeyez9 24
I think its a passive aggressive way of telling you she doesn't want kids.
Iniezian 18
To be honest, at that point I'd suspect she was playing me and start hinting at a surrogate mother to carry a child and see what she says.
BobbieH 19
See the problem is in the name "birth control", she thought it would help her get pregnant now because she wants a baby. Before she didn't want one, and the little pill knew, that's why she didn't get pregnant before. Sheesh! It's control people!
ThePez828 18
This makes me cringe!! Go make your wife sign up to fertilityfriend.com and take the wonderful charting tutorials!! Sit down and make her read all the information they have. I became pregnant in just two cycles with their help.