Today, after nearly 5 months of trying for a baby, I found out my wife has continued to take the pill as it gave her a better idea of her cycle and thus when she'd be "most fertile". FML
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Today, after my wife and I have been trying for a baby for 2 years, I found out she's still on the pill. Apparently when she was a teen she had bad period cramps, so her doctor gave her the pill for the pain. She never realized it stops pregnancy. FML
Today, for the last two years of trying for a baby, my wife has been secretly still on the pill and takes a morning after pill every time we had sex. Funny, I thought we both wanted a baby, so I guess she doesn’t. FML
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Llama_Face89 33
Well..you didn't marry her for her brain..
carry_on 19
I'm not sure your wife should be allowed to have kids to be honest...
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Comments (111)
ShyAnn29 14
Maybe she's never been on the pill before, and her doctor didn't bother explaining it to her.
TimmaysRoXy 9
What an idiot!!
abu4u 26
Well she's a smart one ain't she!!!
lexieloumommy2 6
You want to will only reproduce with her?!? Maybe you should have her keep taking the pill.
DanielleinDC 33
I have no intention of having children, but even I know that doctors recommend a woman go off hormonal birth control for a few months before trying to have a kid because your cycles are artificial when you're on the pill.
hiandrews69 29
This is that moment when you should realize that she should not be reproducing, op.
itsallbullshit 4
Maybe she's just pretending to be stupid and doesn't really want to have children.
theboy13 13
Lol have her skip it for one week... You're most vulnerable to get preg right after getting off it, then could have her get back on to her hearts content and poof, it's like magic lol
adam_night 9
Look on the bright side. You saved a ton not having to buy condoms
SammiixSue 13
For the love of God, do not have a baby with that woman. The world can't handle any more morons.