Today, after nearly 5 months of trying for a baby, I found out my wife has continued to take the pill as it gave her a better idea of her cycle and thus when she'd be "most fertile". FML
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Today, after my wife and I have been trying for a baby for 2 years, I found out she's still on the pill. Apparently when she was a teen she had bad period cramps, so her doctor gave her the pill for the pain. She never realized it stops pregnancy. FML
Today, for the last two years of trying for a baby, my wife has been secretly still on the pill and takes a morning after pill every time we had sex. Funny, I thought we both wanted a baby, so I guess she doesn’t. FML
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Today, I found out that I'm going to be a mother. This was a mystery, since I take birth control and use condoms all the time. Or, at least, it was, until my mother admitted to swapping my pills and poking holes in my condoms so she could have a grandchild before she died. FML
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Llama_Face89 33
Well..you didn't marry her for her brain..
carry_on 19
I'm not sure your wife should be allowed to have kids to be honest...
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Comments (111)
lilacgold 16
Wow. Just... wow. It can be hard enough to get pregnant for a while after getting off the pill, but if you don't even stop it then it'll take a whole lot longer...
inumiko 12
Are you related to this mans wife by any chance?? lol jk jk..
c0c0_fml 16
Maybe it's better you guys don't procreate.
LaLince 40
ydi for marrying her.
Enslaved 36
In 5 months, you never noticed her taking her birth control pill once? Look on the brighter side, I bet you had lots of sex compared to other married couples. :P
misspennycakes 7
She doesn't want to breed with you!!!
Squygm 7
It's scary surprising just how many women don't understand their own birth control.
maemismile 22
You married an idiot.
GarageDragon 22
Well OP, you picked her. But please don't breed with her.
TrinityisLife 22
It's a sign. For God's sake, heed the sign!
angel55033 12
Lets hope she was kidding...since there are meds to help you be more fertile unless she knew it was birth control specifically... then just, well at least practice makes pregnant?