Well, at least it wasn't shit.

agreed!

LOL that reminded me of when I had to shit when I was a kid, had to run through a full sized baseball field to get to my uncles house and shit myself have way through cuz of a hiccup :/ sucked at the time but now I find it funny as hell :p

Yeah thats definitly a bonus he didnt shit his pants too

I agree with number one. I'm sure with time, people will forget about this... if they don't you can always get a new job. best of luck.

No, they won't. This is how people get lifelong nicknames.

"I wasn't scared... but it appears that someone poured urine on the front of my pants, and stuffed mashed potatoes down the back"

noo, he could blame it on the sink. I dont know about the mashed potatoes part though.

Poor OP its time time to wait patiently and see if they fall asleep at work then the old hand in the water trick >D

Nothing like a sink of water to stifle the pee pee urge. I praise you for your diligence OP.

Well on the bright side, at least you were able to finish the rest of the dishes without having to fight the urge to pee anymore.

Payback, OP. I think in this case a car bomb is too extreme, but seriously, don't let this go unanswered. Pee means war! (Maybe celophane across a doorway would do the trick...)

At least their wasn't a little demon throwing apple sauce at you.

Urine trouble now OP! That coworker will never let you live it down that you pissed your pants at work. Prepare for long term harassment.

At least you can make that wet spot look like you accidentally wet your pants with the water hose vs peed yourself. :P