By klovemachine - 04/02/2013 03:50 - United States

Today, I was washing the dishes at work. I had to pee really bad but first I wanted to finish the dishes. A coworker jumped out from behind the ice machine. I screamed like a girl and pissed my pants. FML
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klovemachine 24

Nope. Just me and the coworker.

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B0u_fml 18
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Well, at least it wasn't shit.

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maz95 17
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Well on the bright side, at least you were able to finish the rest of the dishes without having to fight the urge to pee anymore.

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B0u_fml 18
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Well, at least it wasn't shit.

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mb2_native 15
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LOL that reminded me of when I had to shit when I was a kid, had to run through a full sized baseball field to get to my uncles house and shit myself have way through cuz of a hiccup :/ sucked at the time but now I find it funny as hell :p

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BostonBear 33
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Yeah thats definitly a bonus he didnt shit his pants too

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GRgoldfish 19
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I agree with number one. I'm sure with time, people will forget about this... if they don't you can always get a new job. best of luck.

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Zebediabolical 39
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No, they won't. This is how people get lifelong nicknames.

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EsotericBrent 29
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"I wasn't scared... but it appears that someone poured urine on the front of my pants, and stuffed mashed potatoes down the back"

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violetsweety 26

noo, he could blame it on the sink. I dont know about the mashed potatoes part though.

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bReLiNg 18
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Poor OP its time time to wait patiently and see if they fall asleep at work then the old hand in the water trick >D

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Synapsky 10
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Nothing like a sink of water to stifle the pee pee urge. I praise you for your diligence OP.

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maz95 17
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Well on the bright side, at least you were able to finish the rest of the dishes without having to fight the urge to pee anymore.

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FunnyMedic 7
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Payback, OP. I think in this case a car bomb is too extreme, but seriously, don't let this go unanswered. Pee means war! (Maybe celophane across a doorway would do the trick...)

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jarrettd 27
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At least their wasn't a little demon throwing apple sauce at you.

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BlowinChronic 18
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Urine trouble now OP! That coworker will never let you live it down that you pissed your pants at work. Prepare for long term harassment.

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Enslaved 36
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At least you can make that wet spot look like you accidentally wet your pants with the water hose vs peed yourself. :P

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