By klovemachine - 4/2/2013 03:50 - United States Today, I was washing the dishes at work. I had to pee really bad but first I wanted to finish the dishes. A coworker jumped out from behind the ice machine. I screamed like a girl and pissed my pants. FML I agree, your life sucks 28991 You deserved it 5597 2 1 8 32 40 Comments Favorite Tweet Share klovemachine Say more : Nope. Just me and the coworker.