Wanker

By Sandman2015 - 29/01/2016 18:36 - United States - American Fork

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Today, I walked in on one of my co-workers jerking off in the bathroom, complete with heavy breathing and victory groans. I don't want to go to HR, but I can't even look at him anymore. We have to work on a project together next week. FML
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jsan727 17

You should of just stared him in the eyes the entire time. You know, to establish dominance.

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philsh94 20

well that is a sticky situation

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jb591 10

I sincerely love puns and all these classless downvoters dont know shit. Pun on man, pun on

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TheGreatPotato 19

Some people say puns are the lowest form of humour. Some people also haven't seen Dane Cook.

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KayDee29 31

I mean, he did at least have the decency to take his urgent matters to the restroom. Now to teach him what a bathroom stall is...

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noah1a2b 9

true he could've just done it openly with everyone to see

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BlockOfRedStone 25

Where I work, instead of stalls it's just one male and female bathroom. Each with 1 toilet, sink, and lockable door. Unfortunately most people forget about the lockable part of them.

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KayDee29 31

#7 Good point, although I'm not sure why OP would have walked into a stall being used so I'm curious as to how he walked in on said perpetrator and if he was just jerkin it over the sink. But who knows, I'm a woman. I'm not really sure what men's restrooms look like anyways.

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SpyroMello 29

Most bathrooms have more than 1 stall so if you walk into a bathroom you can hear someone in a stall.

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izzie321 27

Or maybe there's open urinals? Like a lot of men's bathrooms when they're all lined up with no walls or anything in between. He could've been doing it in one of those..

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slingerslasher 24

"hard at work or hardly working?" the first one

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jsan727 17

You should of just stared him in the eyes the entire time. You know, to establish dominance.

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gamermonster 34

Don't want to be that person, but it's "should have". I'll leave now.

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ulissey_fml 22

I cannot believe it takes a non native speaker to stress that "should of " just does NOT exist , nor does it mean anything. It is " should HAVE ". As in : - a modal like SHOULD can be in the present tense: it is used with an infinitive verb ( I should KNOW this) -In the past , it is used with HAVE and a PAST form of the verb. ( I should HAVE LEARNED this at grade school)

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Wyrmflight 13

as long as you understand what he means it really doesn't matter if his grammar or word choice was wrong. It's not like he's writing a ******* essay

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Fuckthefuck 4

that's true. English is not my native tongue, and yet I speak it more good (jk), better than most native speakers I know in America. The funny thing is that some try to pick on me by correcting me on wording that isn't commonly used, and they turn out to be wrong.

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Timmip12 9

Chill mate leeve the gremmar lessin at skool

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xTommytheGUNx 15

great comment. and by the way wtf does it matter? maybe you should **** off and not make fun of peoples grammar. some people struggle with language.

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Ramos808 29

Wow, I hope he doesn't get cocky while working!

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Googolman 29

Was he at least in a stall...? Or did you see everything? And does he know that you walked in on him?

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I_own_a_dog 11

Might be a little awkward shaking hands next..

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cprad11 12

I hope I can safely assume that most people would have the sense to not do that at work, but I could be wrong.

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