By jdrew32 - 04/02/2013 02:17 - United Kingdom - Liverpool

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Today, after nearly 5 months of trying for a baby, I found out my wife has continued to take the pill as it gave her a better idea of her cycle and thus when she'd be "most fertile". FML
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Same thing different taste

Top comments

Llama_Face89 33

Well..you didn't marry her for her brain..

I'm not sure your wife should be allowed to have kids to be honest...

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perdix 29

You all are looking at this wrong. The wife just wants the OP to **** her a lot without having to take several weeks off after the delivery. She likes the sex with you that much, and that can't be bad. ;)

...doesn't matter, had sex? [prepares for being beaten with sticks]

It's like a variation of natural selection. Except in this case it's your wife's stupidity preventing her from breeding in the first place. Looks like we really are evolving.

Why wouldn't she just say so instead of making herself look thick as pig shit though?

well i hope she has good looks cause seems like she has no brains.

Maybe that's for the better. You don't want to chance a kid having her genes for intelligence.

inumiko 12

Rude comment: What a dumbass. Polite-ish: Theres a chance that she can get pregnant even though on the pill. A small chance but still. But turning up pregnant while on the pill can also be a risk, for the child. Birth control and other medical medications have been none to cause mental and physical defects with infants. So pleeeease, talk to her about this. PLEASE. (Before she does something more imbecilic)

Are you sure you want to reproduce with this woman?

My question is, if she thought she could be fertile while taking the Pill, why did she ever trust it to be a contraceptive?

CharresBarkrey 15

A lot of women take birth control solely for their periods/cramps.