FML : Today, after nearly a month, I found out my wife isn't pregnant after all. She was just screwing around to win a bet with her friends on how long it'd...

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Today, after nearly a month, I found out my wife isn't pregnant after all. She was just screwing around to win a bet with her friends on how long it'd take me to figure out the truth. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 4 March 2014 21:06 / Norway - Nesoddtangen

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By kirrra | 11

#5875724 - Wednesday 5 March 2014 1:19

what a cruel joke, I think your wife has some growing up to do before you both have a baby for real

By wolfgold2 | 20

#5875730 - Wednesday 5 March 2014 1:21

Fake like you're sterile.

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By kirrra | 11

#5875724 - Wednesday 5 March 2014 1:19

what a cruel joke, I think your wife has some growing up to do before you both have a baby for real

feven | 32

#5875864 - Wednesday 5 March 2014 3:40

Yeah she really needs to grow up, so immature. By the way I was the 69th person to like your comment. Wink, wink.

toaster123 | 11

#5875870 - Wednesday 5 March 2014 3:50

lol 69... haha

hashshim | 21

#5875933 - Wednesday 5 March 2014 4:59

42, 46: and the number of fucks anybody gave was... Zero!

Pauline96_fml | 20

#5876355 - Wednesday 5 March 2014 16:33

Wrong. Right now the number o fucks given for #46 is -27

By wolfgold2 | 20

#5875730 - Wednesday 5 March 2014 1:21

Fake like you're sterile.

By Cwizer | 17

#5875731 - Wednesday 5 March 2014 1:21

Wow that is horrible!!! I hope your wife realizes how lucky she is. Geeez

By AlaskanG | 27

#5875733 - Wednesday 5 March 2014 1:21

What a bitch.

By olpally | 32

#5875740 - Wednesday 5 March 2014 1:22

That's a scary thing to joke about. What a bitch.

Jessj958 | 19

#5875852 - Wednesday 5 March 2014 3:30

And a very serious thing to joke about. Tell her you have herpes or something and see if she thinks that's funny!

By BigWain | 6

#5875743 - Wednesday 5 March 2014 1:23

Tell her to take a bet about how long you stay at your friend's or family member's house for the year.

damnit1989 | 16

#5875771 - Wednesday 5 March 2014 1:38

Um... A year?

BigWain | 6

#5875788 - Wednesday 5 March 2014 2:05

How manys days of the year, context clues. 3 days, 1 week, a month, things like that.

chinaski7628 | 32

#5875862 - Wednesday 5 March 2014 3:37

I think #19 was implying OP would be staying away forever.

Moobacca | 2

#5875957 - Wednesday 5 March 2014 5:26

Why should he go anywhere? Kick her ass out.

By worldclassrager | 39

#5875745 - Wednesday 5 March 2014 1:24

Well, did she win the bet?

dachayke | 16

#5875888 - Wednesday 5 March 2014 4:15

If she did, OP should use the money on a hooker because even that would be better than doing anything with his wife.

By IllestRated | 17

#5875746 - Wednesday 5 March 2014 1:24

An eye for an eye. You know what makes her tick.

Welshite | 39

#5875758 - Wednesday 5 March 2014 1:27

So OP should fake being pregnant?

buttcramp | 21

#5875918 - Wednesday 5 March 2014 4:43

I think #8 was saying "you probably know something that could make your wife just as angry as she made you, so do it"

By ramseytt69 | 8

#5875747 - Wednesday 5 March 2014 1:24

I agree with everyone that seriously is a stupid ass move! I'm not going to call her a bitch because she's your wife! But they all need to grow the hell up!