Today, after nearly a month, I found out my wife isn't pregnant after all. She was just screwing around to win a bet with her friends on how long it'd take me to figure out the truth. FML
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kirrra
| 11
what a cruel joke, I think your wife has some growing up to do before you both have a baby for real
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wolfgold2
| 20
Fake like you're sterile.
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kirrra
| 11
what a cruel joke, I think your wife has some growing up to do before you both have a baby for real
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feven
| 32
Yeah she really needs to grow up, so immature. By the way I was the 69th person to like your comment. Wink, wink.
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toaster123
| 11
lol 69... haha
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hashshim
| 21
42, 46: and the number of fucks anybody gave was... Zero!
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Pauline96_fml
| 20
Wrong. Right now the number o fucks given for #46 is -27
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wolfgold2
| 20
Fake like you're sterile.
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Cwizer
| 17
Wow that is horrible!!! I hope your wife realizes how lucky she is. Geeez
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AlaskanG
| 27
What a bitch.
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olpally
| 32
That's a scary thing to joke about. What a bitch.
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Jessj958
| 19
And a very serious thing to joke about. Tell her you have herpes or something and see if she thinks that's funny!
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BigWain
| 6
Tell her to take a bet about how long you stay at your friend's or family member's house for the year.
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damnit1989
| 16
Um... A year?
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BigWain
| 6
How manys days of the year, context clues. 3 days, 1 week, a month, things like that.
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chinaski7628
| 32
I think #19 was implying OP would be staying away forever.
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Moobacca
| 2
Why should he go anywhere? Kick her ass out.
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worldclassrager
| 39
Well, did she win the bet?
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dachayke
| 16
If she did, OP should use the money on a hooker because even that would be better than doing anything with his wife.
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IllestRated
| 17
An eye for an eye. You know what makes her tick.
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Welshite
| 39
So OP should fake being pregnant?
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buttcramp
| 21
I think #8 was saying "you probably know something that could make your wife just as angry as she made you, so do it"
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ramseytt69
| 8
I agree with everyone that seriously is a stupid ass move! I'm not going to call her a bitch because she's your wife! But they all need to grow the hell up!
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SouthernLady12
| 13
All? As in all women? I really hope that is not want you meant to write!
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Rag_dollxx
| 21
I think he meant all as in OPs wife and friends.
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ramseytt69
| 8
Yes I meant "All" is in his wife and friends!
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thatkidmal
| 15
Well then..time for revenge, yes?