By Anonymous - 04/03/2014 21:06 - Norway - Nesoddtangen

Today, after nearly a month, I found out my wife isn't pregnant after all. She was just screwing around to win a bet with her friends on how long it'd take me to figure out the truth. FML
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kirrra 11

what a cruel joke, I think your wife has some growing up to do before you both have a baby for real

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kirrra 11

what a cruel joke, I think your wife has some growing up to do before you both have a baby for real

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feven 32

Yeah she really needs to grow up, so immature. By the way I was the 69th person to like your comment. Wink, wink.

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hashshim 23

42, 46: and the number of ***** anybody gave was... Zero!

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Pauline96_fml 20

Wrong. Right now the number o ***** given for #46 is -27

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Cwizer 17

Wow that is horrible!!! I hope your wife realizes how lucky she is. Geeez

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olpally 32

That's a scary thing to joke about. What a bitch.

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Jessj958 19

And a very serious thing to joke about. Tell her you have herpes or something and see if she thinks that's funny!

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BigWain 6

Tell her to take a bet about how long you stay at your friend's or family member's house for the year.

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BigWain 6

How manys days of the year, context clues. 3 days, 1 week, a month, things like that.

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chinaski7628 32

I think #19 was implying OP would be staying away forever.

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Moobacca 2

Why should he go anywhere? Kick her ass out.

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dachayke 16

If she did, OP should use the money on a hooker because even that would be better than doing anything with his wife.

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IllestRated 17

An eye for an eye. You know what makes her tick.

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buttcramp 21

I think #8 was saying "you probably know something that could make your wife just as angry as she made you, so do it"

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ramseytt69 8

I agree with everyone that seriously is a stupid ass move! I'm not going to call her a bitch because she's your wife! But they all need to grow the hell up!

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SouthernLady12 13

All? As in all women? I really hope that is not want you meant to write!

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Rag_dollxx 21

I think he meant all as in OPs wife and friends.

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ramseytt69 8

Yes I meant "All" is in his wife and friends!

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thatkidmal 15

Well then..time for revenge, yes?

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