Munchausen by proxy - FML

Munchausen by proxy

By Anonymous - 29/10/2020 05:01

Today, I was just told by a hiring manager that the reasons I'm not getting interviews is because I have a spotty work history. My work history is spotty because my mother ignores my food allergies so she can get attention and, as a result, I'm chronically ill. FML

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Tuesday 27 October 2020 22:03

that sucks, can you make your own food?

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Thursday 29 October 2020 12:55

FYL or YDI depending on your age.

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Tuesday 27 October 2020 22:03

that sucks, can you make your own food?

RichardPencil 30

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Thursday 29 October 2020 9:38

The solution to all of your problems is pretty obvious: let your mom support you fully so you don't have to work at all and can give her your attention 24/7. Perfect solution, right?

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Thursday 29 October 2020 12:55

FYL or YDI depending on your age.

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Thursday 29 October 2020 16:13

It stinks your mother doesn't acknowledge your allergies. Are you able to buy, handle, and cook your own food?

Charlie Given 25

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Thursday 29 October 2020 16:55

your mom sounds like a narcissist and this is also technically abuse and neglect.

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Thursday 29 October 2020 20:20

then why keep eating the food she has prepared?

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Thursday 29 October 2020 20:27

Munchausens by Proxy ?

OrySoma 11

Friday 30 October 2020 1:46

umm call the cops shes trying to kill you duh

Annies 17

Monday 1 February 2021 23:53

So y’all can just disobey your parents and live?

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