By fullalove - 10/12/2014 18:34 - United States
All the FMLs
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Night terror
By unlovedandunfucked - 10/12/2014 18:16 - Australia - Melbourne
By NotAnInLawFamilyMan - 10/12/2014 14:05 - United States - San Francisco
By mastel07 - 10/12/2014 12:59 - United Kingdom - Stevenage
By duncan74 - 10/12/2014 03:23 - France - Balma
By apparentlyugly - 10/12/2014 01:56 - United States - Henderson
Sick
By SickMaMa - 09/12/2014 22:39 - United States - Cortland
By thatsnice - 09/12/2014 21:19 - United States - Warwick
By Anonymous - 09/12/2014 21:14 - United States - Margate City
By Amore - 09/12/2014 19:15 - France - Bois-colombes
By fucking moron - 09/12/2014 09:39 - United States - Mount Holly
By mn167109 - 09/12/2014 05:45 - United States - Saint Charles
Humor bypass
By #goodbyelife - 09/12/2014 00:38 - United States
By anonymous - 08/12/2014 23:23 - United States - New Baltimore
By Anonymous - 08/12/2014 23:11 - United States - Falls Church
Digging it
By blech - 08/12/2014 23:08 - Canada - Edmonton
By Anonomous - 08/12/2014 17:58 - Canada - Whitby
By lovethateuropeanblood - 08/12/2014 14:12 - Japan - Osaka
By sarahc_c - 08/12/2014 09:17
By BedazzledAlpaca - 08/12/2014 05:03 - United States - Englewood
By Haitwun - 08/12/2014 02:18 - United States - El Monte
By pubemilkshake - 08/12/2014 02:12 - United States - Salt Lake City
By terdberglerforlyfe - 07/12/2014 20:54 - Brazil - Mogi Das Cruzes
By Anonymous - 07/12/2014 19:20 - Ireland - Galway
By .__. - 07/12/2014 08:10 - United Kingdom - Wembley
By elissak - 07/12/2014 06:58 - United States - Dubuque
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Hey all! OP here. A longer version of the story... I was on a first date when I saw a man at another table panic, get up from his table, and start running toward the back. I was taught this is a common sign of someone choking, so I went after him without thinking (my poor date!). I caught him right before the bathrooms and had him calm enough for a moment to dislodge the lobster. He was very thankful at the time. Around twenty minutes later when his table got the bill, he made a special trip over to my table to get in my face and started yelling about how I cost him this otherworldly amount of money because he couldn't get that lobster back. I had considered opening my purse and pulling out some monopoly money to pay for his meal (yes, I keep monopoly money on me), but I thought that might have been a little cruel or in poor taste, so I simply stared at him until he walked away. My date and I laughed about it for the rest of dinner, and it's definitely a tale getting added to my arsenal of stories. No harm done!
By Gassy and sassy - 07/12/2014 06:15 - United States - Philadelphia
Gamers gonna game
By he wasn't even playing - 07/12/2014 04:52 - Australia - Corrimal
By Anonymous - 07/12/2014 04:48 - United States - Watertown
She said yes!
By Anonymous - 07/12/2014 00:56 - United Kingdom
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Hey guys. Let me start off by saying how excited I am that I got published! Obviously there is a story behind fml. My husband and I have been together since I was 14, and married since 19 (I'm 21 right now). We have No problems communicating with each other, but we just recently lost a set of twins, which has been really hard on both of us. We have both been dealing with it in our own way, and at times it feels it is tearing us apart. We both have sat down and attempted to work things out together, but at the moment it feel as if nothing will ever be the same. I have shut him out from time to time, which I definitely have tried not to do, but sometimes it feels as if I need to work things out with myself. As for the article, him and I got into it this morning, and I left for work angry. When I got off, I turned on my phone to see the link, which I clicked to the unfortunate page. I did read through it, and it's sad to say I was guilty of a few. I will be working on myself, because I love my husband, and I don't want this tragic event to be the end of us.