By Anonymous - 24/10/2015 23:46 - United States - Irving

Today, I went through an entire roll of toilet paper in just over an hour. You win this time, questionable pork souvlaki. FML
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singer0421 32

Why eat it in the first place if it was questionable?

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singer0421 32

Why eat it in the first place if it was questionable?

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sadistmonkey 19

Sometimes a food's questionability is exceeded by a person's hunger?

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MrSassypants 32

I agree with #13 100%. Like for instance, when I eat Taco Bell. Is it good for me? No. Does it benefit me in any way? No. Am I going to regret it later? While eating it am I going to question my life choices? Yes. Am I still going to eat it? Of course, while drinking baja blast because hunger and thirst.

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hellnosucka 27

Maybe it was mysterious and seductive. it's all for the thrill.

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Thatissarcastic 17

food poisoning sure is seductive and mysterious

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GigaPudding_fml 24

Well to be honest it does make you hot and you never really know when it's coming, which could be considered mysterious ;)

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thawny_fml 21

I am reading this from my very own throne or torture. Damn you left over spaghetti bolognese.

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DogeDogeDoge 13

It's a pointless comment. Plus.. You really can't be sincerely sorry through the Internet.

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KelseyDaBoyz 21

I am actually! Who would wish "that" upon anyone? C'mon now.

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Dynosaur_dollie 38

Just because you didn't wish it on them doesn't mean you're sorry. I wouldn't wish such things on people but I'm certainly not "sorry" if it happens. It sucks, and while I can agree it's pretty crappy it's not the end of the world just a mild FML moment.

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Hildy93 21

There's a button for that. It's called "I agree, your life sucks"

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darksilence17 10

I'm the first commenter! Oh Yea and go buy more tolit paper

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IridianShadow 20

You sure are a dare devil, aren't you?

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TheNewGuy03 28

Out of all souvlaki, lamb is the best to me. I prefer gyros, though. I miss that Santorini air, and asking vendors, "ένας γύρος, παρακαλώ! (one gyros, please!)"

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cole66 14

is that your mini in your profile pic?

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cole66 14

why does it matter? can a man not ask a question without getting beat to the ground?

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Dynosaur_dollie 38

Yes you can ask a question without getting "beat to the ground", over private messaging. That's why it exists.

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cole66 14

sorry for being a demon for waisting your eyes

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tantanpanda 26

^You need to find a new English teacher because they are not doing you justice.

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