Today, I went through an entire roll of toilet paper in just over an hour. You win this time, questionable pork souvlaki. FML
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singer0421
| 32
Why eat it in the first place if it was questionable?
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Thatissarcastic
| 17
Gas station food. Not even once.
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singer0421
| 32
Why eat it in the first place if it was questionable?
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sadistmonkey
| 19
Sometimes a food's questionability is exceeded by a person's hunger?
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MrSassypants
| 32
I agree with #13 100%. Like for instance, when I eat Taco Bell. Is it good for me? No. Does it benefit me in any way? No. Am I going to regret it later? While eating it am I going to question my life choices? Yes. Am I still going to eat it? Of course, while drinking baja blast because hunger and thirst.
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hellnosucka
| 27
Maybe it was mysterious and seductive. it's all for the thrill.
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Thatissarcastic
| 17
food poisoning sure is seductive and mysterious
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GigaPudding_fml
| 24
Well to be honest it does make you hot and you never really know when it's coming, which could be considered mysterious ;)
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thawny_fml
| 21
I am reading this from my very own throne or torture. Damn you left over spaghetti bolognese.
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KelseyDaBoyz
| 21
I'm sorry OP :(
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LilMissCanadian
| 22
... are you actually?
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TheLynx_fml
| 20
How does this have negative votes
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DogeDogeDoge
| 13
It's a pointless comment. Plus.. You really can't be sincerely sorry through the Internet.
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KelseyDaBoyz
| 21
I am actually! Who would wish "that" upon anyone? C'mon now.
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Dynosaur_dollie
| 38
Just because you didn't wish it on them doesn't mean you're sorry. I wouldn't wish such things on people but I'm certainly not "sorry" if it happens. It sucks, and while I can agree it's pretty crappy it's not the end of the world just a mild FML moment.
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Hildy93
| 21
There's a button for that. It's called "I agree, your life sucks"
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darksilence17
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I'm the first commenter!
Oh Yea and go buy more tolit paper
Oh Yea and go buy more tolit paper
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Garrett2818
| 21
First commenter to look silly maybe
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natheitz
| 23
Maybe next time
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friday9733
| 11
But probably not.
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FuckThisLogin
| 31
That's shitty :(
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davidpropert
| 32
No
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FuckThisLogin
| 31
Sry
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xLeeLee
| 9
You're a fucking idiot.
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FuckThisLogin
| 31
Well that was a tad unnecessary...
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ShittyShitu
| 4
Well that's shitty.
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davidpropert
| 32
NOO
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RickySleeves
| 20
Why do people keep trying this? It's never going to work!
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fmlperson8264
| 16
OMG JUST STOP IT WITH THE SHITTY PUNS!!!! THEY'RE NOT FUNNY ANYMORE!
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Scotth901
| 22
Lol
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tantanpanda
| 26
Were they ever funny?
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Awesomeironman2
| 15
Nah, they've always been shitty.
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IridianShadow
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You sure are a dare devil, aren't you?
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RickySleeves
| 20
Pork souvlaki is always worth it.
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cornyrob
| 33
I prefer beef & lamb souvlaki
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TheNewGuy03
| 28
Out of all souvlaki, lamb is the best to me.
I prefer gyros, though. I miss that Santorini air, and asking vendors, "ένας γύρος, παρακαλώ! (one gyros, please!)"
I prefer gyros, though. I miss that Santorini air, and asking vendors, "ένας γύρος, παρακαλώ! (one gyros, please!)"
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MtnDew420
| 8
I hope you used febreeze in there
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cole66
| 13
is that your mini in your profile pic?
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ohSNAPyall
| 26
Try private messaging, yo
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cole66
| 13
why does it matter? can a man not ask a question without getting beat to the ground?
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Dynosaur_dollie
| 38
Yes you can ask a question without getting "beat to the ground", over private messaging. That's why it exists.
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cole66
| 13
sorry for being a demon for waisting your eyes
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tantanpanda
| 26
^You need to find a new English teacher because they are not doing you justice.
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pphead
| 5
Mmmmmmmmmm souvlaki