No they are not but, I assume they wanted to watch "Orange is The New Black" on a bigger screen. This is better because now they get to live it. Win Win. They get to live it and OP gets new, better, and not horrible friends!

That's why he put "friends" in quotation marks. She thought they were his friends, but he found out the hard way that they're not.

I was trying to agree :( I guess no one could tell the tone I was trying to use.

This is most logical solution. I hope his "friends" got their asses kicked in prison or they paid for what happened in some way.

OP should make them buy him a second TV.

You can always make more friends, you needn't lose some before starting to look anew.

They just tried to rob him, fool. Yeah, a good friend dumping is in order.

@20 When you try to use big words, that happens.

I didn't use big words, needn't is a contraction of need not...I guess I'll dumb it down a bit for you guys

Perhaps it was the word anew that offended. Never know how a post is going to be taken in this crowd, but that's half the fun.

I knew this couple that constantly bragged on Facebook that they were going away out of town these and those days, only to be surprised to come home to their house robbed! Beware of those you think are your friends.

...Or just have a decent alarm system.

They might have gotten away with it, if not for a meddling kid.

They do, it's just that most people don't look hard enough for them.

or sig he always helps me out.

Don't forget Winchester Beretta Springfield and Glock or Mossberg.

Mine is named Ruger.

.357 beats 911

What's wrong with a baseball bat? Probably more catharsis in it to beat their ass, after all.

I really hope this is bad sarcasm...and spelling.