By Anonymous - 24/10/2015 16:41 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I woke up to my dog laying on the pillow next to me. When he saw that I was awake, he wagged his tail happily and then promptly sneezed in my face. FML
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Yes, this is how dogs work.

At least it didn't come out the other end


At least it didn't come out the other end

Can confirm, dog has farted in my bed before, would trade for a sneeze.

both have happened to me and the fart is the worst. unless the dog had licked its balls or something, the OP doesnt have to worry.

I was just thinking of that when I read the fml.

Your life sucks.

I believe there's a button for that.

The FML community never fails to surprise me. Normally these comments get downvoted into oblivion. Seeing 2s comment be upvoted, well.. Its like seeing a fucking unicorn.

tantanpanda 26

To be fair, #2 IS a dog.

Yes, this is how dogs work.

Did it happen to be a pug? My pug did this on a daily basis.

what a wonderful way to wake up

Seriously, this is every day in the life of a dog owner.

Wizardo 33

He was baptising you, bless you.

Oh man, I wish I had a dog.

Sneeze back in his face to show dominance

A07 48

I hope your dog isn't a golden retriever OP otherwise you just got a Golden Shower.

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

Yum, breakfast.

If this is an fml then your life is wonderful.