At least it didn't come out the other end

Can confirm, dog has farted in my bed before, would trade for a sneeze.

both have happened to me and the fart is the worst. unless the dog had licked its balls or something, the OP doesnt have to worry.

I was just thinking of that when I read the fml.

Your life sucks.

I believe there's a button for that.

The FML community never fails to surprise me. Normally these comments get downvoted into oblivion. Seeing 2s comment be upvoted, well.. Its like seeing a fucking unicorn.

To be fair, #2 IS a dog.

Yes, this is how dogs work.

Did it happen to be a pug? My pug did this on a daily basis.

what a wonderful way to wake up

Seriously, this is every day in the life of a dog owner.

He was baptising you, bless you.

Oh man, I wish I had a dog.

me too

Me too!

Sneeze back in his face to show dominance

I hope your dog isn't a golden retriever OP otherwise you just got a Golden Shower.

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

You tried.

and failed

Yum, breakfast.

If this is an fml then your life is wonderful.