By Anonymous - 24/10/2015 16:41 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I woke up to my dog laying on the pillow next to me. When he saw that I was awake, he wagged his tail happily and then promptly sneezed in my face. FML
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Doomwyte 11
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Yes, this is how dogs work.

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Waxwell 21
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At least it didn't come out the other end

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Waxwell 21
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At least it didn't come out the other end

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friday9733 11
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Can confirm, dog has farted in my bed before, would trade for a sneeze.

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PhinIt2WinIt 24
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both have happened to me and the fart is the worst. unless the dog had licked its balls or something, the OP doesnt have to worry.

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JarOfPeachz 9
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I was just thinking of that when I read the fml.

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Cads1 24
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Your life sucks.

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YodaMyNameIs 15
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I believe there's a button for that.

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Estrangement 25
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The FML community never fails to surprise me. Normally these comments get downvoted into oblivion. Seeing 2s comment be upvoted, well.. Its like seeing a fucking unicorn.

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tantanpanda 26

To be fair, #2 IS a dog.

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Doomwyte 11
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Yes, this is how dogs work.

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negb 30
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Did it happen to be a pug? My pug did this on a daily basis.

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krazy789 28
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what a wonderful way to wake up

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teentee401 36
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Seriously, this is every day in the life of a dog owner.

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Wizardo 33

He was baptising you, bless you.

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mareike 16
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Oh man, I wish I had a dog.

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christophbak 14
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Sneeze back in his face to show dominance

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A07 48

I hope your dog isn't a golden retriever OP otherwise you just got a Golden Shower.

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patte_fml 19
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Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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FunnnyGirrl 19
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Yum, breakfast.

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MoxleyCrue 17
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If this is an fml then your life is wonderful.

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