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By Anonymous - 24/10/2015 03:06 - United States - Tyler

Today, a customer at my coffee shop bitched me out because we don't sell cranberry juice. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2011 17:07 - United States

Today, I was yelled at by a customer because we didn't have any ketchup packets. I work in a coffee shop. FML

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By Neanderthals walk among us - 04/08/2013 19:09 - Hungary - Budapest

Today, a customer screamed at me, because her iced coffee tasted exactly like coffee, and she hates coffee. Sadly, this isn't even the most insane person I've had to deal with at this job. FML

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By Alice - 27/05/2011 05:46 - Australia

Today, I made a fresh juice for a customer. He called the cops because the juice was too acidic for him. He sat in a corner and waited for two hours for them to arrive. Obviously, they didn't turn up. So he yelled at me and left. FML

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By I hate my job - 08/06/2013 22:20 - United States

Today, at work, a customer came in and ordered a "Butterbeer Frappuccino." When I said we serve no such thing, she yelled at me for "lying" to her, saying she knew about our "secret menu." She ended up complaining to my manager and demanded that he fire me. FML

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Working in retail sucks

By Anonymous - 09/03/2020 23:00

Today, a customer yelled at me because we didn't have any laptops in stock. I work at a clothing store. FML

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By IrNatalie - 02/06/2015 08:59 - United States - Laveen

Today, a customer yelled at me because the cherry pie he bought had cherries in it, and he wanted a refund. FML

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By Oragami - 12/06/2020 14:07

Today, a customer told me it was bullshit we couldn't serve coffee because of the COVID restrictions, and added that the protests and riots happening are because people are bored. FML

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Apple juice, ************

By Anonymous - 05/11/2012 17:01 - United States - Silver Spring

Today, at daycare, a little girl cussed me out because I didn't have any apple juice left. When I called her parents, they sided with her and cussed me out too. My boss refused to sympathize, and reprimanded me for not making sure we still had apple juice. FML

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By chubbyreddevil - 31/01/2012 06:12 - United States

Today, at work, a customer threatened to punch me in the face because the store I work at doesn't have shopping baskets, only carts. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2016 14:23

Today, a customer asked if we stocked gluten-free water. Then she got pissed when I laughed at what I thought was her joke. FML

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Jackimo98 24

Sunday 25 October 2015 0:30

Bladder infections make people grumpy

ellymae96 25

Sunday 25 October 2015 0:31

Well, why don't you? Kidding. Customer service jobs suck! Hang in there op!

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Jackimo98 24

Sunday 25 October 2015 0:30

Bladder infections make people grumpy

NthDakotaBeaches 12

Sunday 25 October 2015 0:40

There are other reasons to drink cranberry juice. It's so perfectly tart and sweet when served cold with a lime.

Saub 19

Sunday 25 October 2015 6:09

Whoooooooooooosh

juicy_extasy 25

Sunday 25 October 2015 0:30

Do you usually sell cranberry juice?

ellymae96 25

Sunday 25 October 2015 0:31

Well, why don't you? Kidding. Customer service jobs suck! Hang in there op!

okokalright 15

Sunday 25 October 2015 0:49

Yeah i hate working jobs like that. People have attitudes for the stupidest reasons and you have to deal with it

negb 30

Sunday 25 October 2015 3:53

I work at a coffee shop and got asked if we sold cigarettes once.

brenton490 19

Sunday 25 October 2015 7:13

I think my favorite is when they make up false menu's from last year.

9a_1z 12

Sunday 25 October 2015 0:31

Well they do say it's good for UTIs, maybe your customer was dealing with some unpleasantness of their own.

SoulEaterSE 23

Sunday 25 October 2015 0:32

Ever considered it? Cranberry juice is good

whatunicorn 17

Sunday 25 October 2015 0:35

Thus explains customer service jobs so accurately. . People are dicks

amberdea404 28

Sunday 25 October 2015 0:43

Well customers always right. Till you can complain about them behind their back.

RedPandax 23

Sunday 25 October 2015 4:49

The customers aren't always right, they just always have to win.

sugar94_fml 17

Sunday 25 October 2015 0:44

Welcome to the world of customer service. Some people get it worse than that.

rachelthelime_fml 29

Sunday 25 October 2015 0:45

Ugh, that's terrible Dx Hope you don't have to put up with this shit in the future OP

Tripartita 44

Sunday 25 October 2015 0:46

I feel worse for your customer, OP; I once went to JC Penny's, and they didn't have /any/ cereal. WTF?

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