As if op is going to log on and tell you how it went...

I have a feeling that if she did, the comment might be a bit obscene and may get moderated...

At least your job will be interesting...

With that job, you'll never lose your fascination with the antics of the human race

30- Who are you talking to? OP or 1?

24, when my FML was posted, I logged on and replied to questions/comments. It does happen.

The doctor said things were looking up.

Yea, if not you can always just block the person out, nod your head, and say oh a huh, interesting.

My uncle was a cab driver in New York. When he comes to visit, he always tells us insane stories about his passengers. XD

You spelt Polkadot wrong. :)

54, perhaps it was intentional misspelling?

True. As long as the stories are interesting.. Like office affairs and orgies and stuff... NO colonoscopy, diarrhea shit..

It would be cool. The best part would be to turn the tables on the customers if they get annoying. Start telling them disgusting or boring stories.

It was an intentional misspelling. We called my crush in the 8th grade "polka dot" and while making a bracelet I ran out of "O's" and had to use a "U". Its been my username for all things ever since. Sorry if no one cared :P haha

Thank you Captain Obvious. Lol

Good idea b30, I mean who would do such a thing, heh heh

I don't have a credit card or anything, I'm 17! :) thanks for your concern, but if a tech savvy person wants to take the time to hack my various accounts for gaming sites and social media, I will be flattered, but I can tell you, I'm quite boring and not worth the time :)

Hope he doesn't get kidney stones...

If this continues, OP'll have an FML to post everyday.

I think OP should still be proud because he helped out a person in need. Who wants to walk after a colonoscopy?

*she

You could have acted like it was arousing you. I bet that'd get him to stop talking real fast.

Oh come on! You spelt "for" incorrect on purpose! "E" is no where near "O" on the keyboard!

Maybe in Singapore it's not the same keyboard. (:

What?

Taxi driver: Something of a cult classic. Basic premise is that a veteran with PTSD or some form of dementia is a taxi driver after war. Hilarity ensues: if you're into film noir and whatnot .

Are you talkin' to me?