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I'm torn between ydi and fml.
How would OP deserve it....?
for not taking care of the zit
He's a teenager. When you're a teenager sometimes you get zits you can't simply 'take care' of.
Sounds like half the teenagers in my school
Don't give those people your time.
Seriously OP?? Are you in middle school ? She looks at you and laughs so you just walk up to her and casually ask her if she would like to go out ? I understand if you were trying to flirt or joke around but if you were serious YDI
Exactly. You know they are really into you when they start screaming in terror and running away. That's how I got my girlfriends. Just make sure to carry extra rope.
Right, OP should have waited until - say, prom to ask her out. Or maybe during a fire drill. Smh.
don't hate cuz the guy is trying, you never know with women, we are complex beings
Asking a cute girl out sure beats wallowing in misery because you don't have the guts to approach anyone. It's not like he was crass or inappropriate about it.
I see no problem with it? Most girls expect boys to ask then out rather than them doing it but when a boy does after thinking she was interested he's wrong for doing it? It's completely understandable that he thought she was interested, but obviously she was just a bitch.
Not sure if joking or just stupid.
I agree with #61. You can try just about any pick up line on a girl that likes you and get a positive response. On the flip side, you could have the best line in the book, and a girl who couldn't care less still may not give you the time of day. In this case, the little tween girl was definitely rude, OP, but keep up the confidence. Guys will respect that, and the right girl will appreciate it. Good luck!!! :)
Tell her you made a bet with some friends that you lost and that your punishment was to ask her out. That'll knock her down a peg.
Think he may have missed the chance on that one
This reminds me of when I was in high school and some girl would constantly call me hideous or ugly and then one day I just about had enough and said, "you know I would argue with you but my mom told me ugly people have nothing to lose." And just like that she stopped making fun of me and we somehow became friends.
May I recommend proactive? Also she sounds really immature
Proactiv is horrible for your skin
That stuff doesn't work at all. You gotta get a prescription from your doctor
I had a chemical burn on my face after using that shit. I highly recommend NOT using it.
Back hand her
Time to fix your hair...
Lol what does OP's hair have to do with a zit on his face?
Her loss; zits can make really cool explosive sounds when they pop, and she won't be with you if that happens.
a real pro could have gotten the digits...
A real pro would have made a decent comment.
you project yourself to be a complete douche...
Well if all the "real pros" are going after the immature girls like that, more power to them. Leaves the good girls for the rest of us.
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She sounds like an immature teenager.
Tell her you made a bet with some friends that you lost and that your punishment was to ask her out. That'll knock her down a peg.