Today, I was making a homemade pizza for myself. I've been unhappy lately, so I arranged the pepperoni in the shape of a smiley face to cheer myself up. The pizza burned. FML
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random_man1999
| 11
I guess you could say... the pizza BURNED you
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HarshD9619
| 34
I guess not
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Patriots21
| 14
Man that was a brutal attempt.
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howard007
| 18
I'd say the oven burned the pizza, rather than the pizza burning op.
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The12thPaladin
| 8
You tried.
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Silver7827
| 14
I guess OP was feeling the Bern
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gamermonster
| 34
You had one job...
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RickySleeves
| 20
Every time I read "burn," Ellie Goulding comes into my head.
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ZoePapillon
| 16
That's because your taste in music is shit
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gamermonster
| 34
You had one job #2, but you fucked it up
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FUBAR_88
| 14
Don't take it to heart, the oven could have been up too high. It's ok OP things like that happen. I hope things get better soon. :)
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RainbowLibster
| 17
It's because you used pepperoni as the topping.
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Tripartita
| 44
Yeah, I always top my pizza with crystal to avoid burning.
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RainbowLibster
| 17
#15 I meant because pepperoni is terrible.
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syki
| 22
@18 Gonna ignore your maligning of the food of the gods to ask, so, what, *karma* burned the pizza?? Invisible metaphysical foodies that possessed the oven???
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kaykaryn
| 8
Looks like we found the vegetarian
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RainbowLibster
| 17
Well, we now know it causes cancer.
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ThrottleJockey
| 34
Rainbow libster, news flash: human life has a 100% mortality rate.
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Frid_Kun
| 7
Not really, there are some indication that it was a hoax. But I'm sure people will keep it up, just like retarded "GMO kills you" lie.
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HarshD9619
| 34
Hang in there OP, things will be better. And I always see reruns of my favorite TV series to cheer myself up, you can do the same maybe!
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FSGInsainity
| 15
Then Netflix doesn't load and the electrical grid collapses
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LiteralxShit
| 15
It really does make you happy when you get a slice of Dean Winchester.
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KuronoEru
| 26
Order a pizza, write the instructions as "make a smiley face with pepperoni"
good luck!
good luck!
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andrmac
| 25
Well then OP runs the risk of having a pizza fail very similar to the cake fails!
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soldier084
| 11
just make another one. adjust the temperature and time. you could always do it for half the time and check it.
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demix_fml
| 32
Sending all the hugs. Hope you feel better soon x
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coraline123c
| 23
I feel your pain, I hope things will cheer up for you soon
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SupaMcNasty
| 6
Read the comments first without reading the post and it made me think someone died
good luck!