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I guess you could say... the pizza BURNED you
I guess not
Man that was a brutal attempt.
I'd say the oven burned the pizza, rather than the pizza burning op.
You tried.
I guess OP was feeling the Bern
You had one job...
Every time I read "burn," Ellie Goulding comes into my head.
That's because your taste in music is shit
You had one job #2, but you ****** it up
Don't take it to heart, the oven could have been up too high. It's ok OP things like that happen. I hope things get better soon. :)
It's because you used pepperoni as the topping.
Yeah, I always top my pizza with crystal to avoid burning.
#15 I meant because pepperoni is terrible.
@18 Gonna ignore your maligning of the food of the gods to ask, so, what, *karma* burned the pizza?? Invisible metaphysical foodies that possessed the oven???
Well, we now know it causes cancer.
Rainbow libster, news flash: human life has a 100% mortality rate.
Not really, there are some indication that it was a hoax. But I'm sure people will keep it up, just like retarded "GMO kills you" lie.
Hang in there OP, things will be better. And I always see reruns of my favorite TV series to cheer myself up, you can do the same maybe!
Then Netflix doesn't load and the electrical grid collapses
Order a pizza, write the instructions as "make a smiley face with pepperoni" good luck!
Sending all the hugs. Hope you feel better soon x
I feel your pain, I hope things will cheer up for you soon
Read the comments first without reading the post and it made me think someone died
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Order a pizza, write the instructions as "make a smiley face with pepperoni" good luck!
Hang in there OP, things will be better. And I always see reruns of my favorite TV series to cheer myself up, you can do the same maybe!