FML : Today, I was making a homemade pizza for myself. I've been unhappy lately, so I arranged the pepperoni in the shape of a smiley face to cheer myself up....

Today, I was making a homemade pizza for myself. I've been unhappy lately, so I arranged the pepperoni in the shape of a smiley face to cheer myself up. The pizza burned. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By welp / Wednesday 28 October 2015 04:11 / United States - Belton

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By KuronoEru | 26

#6446891 - Wednesday 28 October 2015 14:27

Order a pizza, write the instructions as "make a smiley face with pepperoni"
good luck!

By HarshD9619 | 34

#6446890 - Wednesday 28 October 2015 14:26

Hang in there OP, things will be better. And I always see reruns of my favorite TV series to cheer myself up, you can do the same maybe!

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By random_man1999 | 11

#6446885 - Wednesday 28 October 2015 14:22

I guess you could say... the pizza BURNED you

HarshD9619 | 34

#6446897 - Wednesday 28 October 2015 14:30

I guess not

Patriots21 | 14

#6446901 - Wednesday 28 October 2015 14:34

Man that was a brutal attempt.

howard007 | 18

#6446944 - Wednesday 28 October 2015 15:30

I'd say the oven burned the pizza, rather than the pizza burning op.

The12thPaladin | 8

#6446978 - Wednesday 28 October 2015 16:41

You tried.

Silver7827 | 14

#6447006 - Wednesday 28 October 2015 17:55

I guess OP was feeling the Bern

gamermonster | 34

#6447567 - Thursday 29 October 2015 10:17

You had one job...

By RickySleeves | 20

#6446887 - Wednesday 28 October 2015 14:24

Every time I read "burn," Ellie Goulding comes into my head.

ZoePapillon | 16

#6447133 - Wednesday 28 October 2015 21:27

That's because your taste in music is shit

gamermonster | 34

#6447569 - Thursday 29 October 2015 10:19

You had one job #2, but you fucked it up

By FUBAR_88 | 14

#6446888 - Wednesday 28 October 2015 14:24

Don't take it to heart, the oven could have been up too high. It's ok OP things like that happen. I hope things get better soon. :)

By RainbowLibster | 17

#6446889 - Wednesday 28 October 2015 14:25

It's because you used pepperoni as the topping.

Tripartita | 44

#6446904 - Wednesday 28 October 2015 14:39

Yeah, I always top my pizza with crystal to avoid burning.

RainbowLibster | 17

#6446911 - Wednesday 28 October 2015 14:44

#15 I meant because pepperoni is terrible.

syki | 22

#6446945 - Wednesday 28 October 2015 15:39

@18 Gonna ignore your maligning of the food of the gods to ask, so, what, *karma* burned the pizza?? Invisible metaphysical foodies that possessed the oven???