By welp - 28/10/2015 04:11 - United States - Belton

Today, I was making a homemade pizza for myself. I've been unhappy lately, so I arranged the pepperoni in the shape of a smiley face to cheer myself up. The pizza burned. FML
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KuronoEru 26
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Order a pizza, write the instructions as "make a smiley face with pepperoni" good luck!

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HarshD9619 34
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Hang in there OP, things will be better. And I always see reruns of my favorite TV series to cheer myself up, you can do the same maybe!

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random_man1999 11
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I guess you could say... the pizza BURNED you

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HarshD9619 34
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I guess not

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Patriots21 14
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Man that was a brutal attempt.

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howard007 18
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I'd say the oven burned the pizza, rather than the pizza burning op.

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Silver7827 14
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I guess OP was feeling the Bern

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gamermonster 34
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You had one job...

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RickySleeves 20
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Every time I read "burn," Ellie Goulding comes into my head.

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ZoePapillon 16
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That's because your taste in music is shit

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gamermonster 34
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You had one job #2, but you fucked it up

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FUBAR_88 14
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Don't take it to heart, the oven could have been up too high. It's ok OP things like that happen. I hope things get better soon. :)

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RainbowLibster 17
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It's because you used pepperoni as the topping.

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Tripartita 44
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Yeah, I always top my pizza with crystal to avoid burning.

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RainbowLibster 17
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#15 I meant because pepperoni is terrible.

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syki 22
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@18 Gonna ignore your maligning of the food of the gods to ask, so, what, *karma* burned the pizza?? Invisible metaphysical foodies that possessed the oven???

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kaykaryn 8

Looks like we found the vegetarian

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RainbowLibster 17
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Well, we now know it causes cancer.

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ThrottleJockey 34
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Rainbow libster, news flash: human life has a 100% mortality rate.

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Frid_Kun 7
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Not really, there are some indication that it was a hoax. But I'm sure people will keep it up, just like retarded "GMO kills you" lie.

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HarshD9619 34
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Hang in there OP, things will be better. And I always see reruns of my favorite TV series to cheer myself up, you can do the same maybe!

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FSGInsainity 15
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Then Netflix doesn't load and the electrical grid collapses

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LiteralxShit 15

It really does make you happy when you get a slice of Dean Winchester.

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KuronoEru 26
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Order a pizza, write the instructions as "make a smiley face with pepperoni" good luck!

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andrmac 25

Well then OP runs the risk of having a pizza fail very similar to the cake fails!

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soldier084 11

just make another one. adjust the temperature and time. you could always do it for half the time and check it.

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demix_fml 32
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Sending all the hugs. Hope you feel better soon x

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coraline123c 23
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I feel your pain, I hope things will cheer up for you soon

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SupaMcNasty 6
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Read the comments first without reading the post and it made me think someone died

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