By need my own place - 24/10/2015 23:24 - United States

Today, while I was cutting myself some watermelon, my mom walked in. I could tell she hadn't taken her medication in a while because she freaked out, grabbed the knife, and burst into tears before yelling at me, saying I could have cut myself and bled out. FML
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darksilence17 10

I'm the second to comment suck it everyone! also did u eat the watermelon still?

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talking_toilet 19

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MrSassypants 33

I think it's easy to understand why your name is talking toilet when you're leaving shitty comments like that.

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hellnosucka 27

I think it's easy to understand why your name is Mr sassypants when you're leaving sassy comments like that.

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acps199610 12

Oh hell no, I'm out of here! Peace, sucka!

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LilMissCanadian 22

Did you not read the FML? She didn't take her medication.

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juicy_extasy 25

Sounds like a difficult condition which your mom is diagnosed with

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daGun 18

No more watermelons! I hope your mother gets better soon and takes her meds. Then all the watermelon you can eat.

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Anti_Sora 31

I think you should be careful with knifes around your mom from now on.

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nickname_nick 11

Well if you still want some watermelon maybe ask her to cut it for you, less work and you get watermelon!

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