By snydeeli000 - 27/10/2015 03:41 - United States - Kent

Today, I learned the hisses of my 3 cats so I can tell who starts the fights. FML
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saba_ajira 29

Create your own hiss to break up the fight

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emmeelgee 10

Are they actual fights? Where they need to be separated? Or just mindless play/disputes all animals have?

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YumeWolf 23

You know what, that is actually pretty smart and useful.

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Bibliovore 26

It's good to know whose hiss is whose, but the first cat heard hissing is not necessarily the instigator, just like the first kid to make a noise in a playground fight is not necessarily the one who started it.

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gamermonster 34

To learn cat, one must first become a cat.

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warsun 27

Almost as impressive as that fml in which the op could tell which cat is who by their footsteps

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snydeeli000 27

Oh I can tell Abby by her footsteps. She's tiny but she stomps.

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Bibliovore 26

It's actually usually easier to learn to tell footsteps apart if your cats are at all distinctive in that sense -- cats walk and jump all the time, but hopefully they're not hissing anywhere near that often. One of ours is light on her feet and graceful; the other one apparently skipped feline grace training (probably in favor of extra mealtimes).

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noizer 16

How often do your cats have to fight each other for you start recognizing their hisses?

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gichikku 14

My roommates and Is cats have lived together for 5-6 years. They still don't get along and she growls and hisses at my cat if he even looks at her on a daily.

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gosh_mate 30

Humans don't have pet cats, cats have pet humans haha

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AuTiAlloy 8

You're like the cat whisperer or something...nice

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L_1781 18

Well, now that you have learnt cat, the next stage in becoming Dr. Doolittle is eating with them and ******** in the same cat litter tray. Works for me :p

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