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Today, I told my crush that I liked her a lot. She told me not to message her when I'm drunk. FML
Today, I told my crush that I liked her a lot. She told me not to message her when I'm drunk. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got drunk and tried to talk with my crush. I ended up telling her that she reminded me of my nieces. FML
Today, I told a girl that I liked her. She replied, "Don't." FML
Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML
Today, the girl I like sent me a Facebook message telling me how the message I left on her phone was one of the funniest drunk dials she's ever gotten. I'm debating whether or not I should tell her that I don't drink. FML
Today, I went to a party, and the girl I really like started telling me how much she likes me and how she thought we would be good together. I was so drunk I threw up on her. FML
Today, I told the woman that I've had a crush on for some time how I felt. She laughed so hard that water sprayed from her nose and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I finally told my crush that I like her. She said she could never date me, because apparently, "My best friend likes you." Her best friend is my step-sister. FML
Today, I asked my crush out, after a year of liking her. What did she do? She laughed, took a screenshot of it, and sent it to her friend. FML
Today, I told the guy I liked about my crush on him. He said he would keep me in mind if he ever hits rock bottom. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell the girl I like how I felt. She instantly burst out laughing and said, "A crush? Dude, what are you, 12?! Hahaha!" FML
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Top comments
peteto818 28
Maybe do it in person next time. She'll see that you're serious about it.
Steve95401 49
Wait until you really are drunk, then text her.
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Comments (79)
ZorroRooster 19
Ouch, dude. Sorry to hear that. At least. now you can move on to someone else?
ZorroRooster 19
No kidding. A fact I know well. It's a process to get over someone. I merely meant it seems like a process he/she can start, as it sounds like the feelings aren't reciprocated.
Arieslink 22
#1, Coheed is sooo good.
ZorroRooster 19
I LOVE THEIR MUSIC SO MUCH
FitFriday 32
Shot down! FYL OP
higgysaurus 18
Are you trying to be funny by highlighting the rejection that didn't need to be highlighted?
JMichael 26
Shot down in a blaze of glory.
Steve95401 49
Wait until you really are drunk, then text her.
whysobeachy 37
Well, we don't know whether or not OP was drunk, now. What if he was? (I'm using the app and can't see OP's gender, so I'm assuming OP is male)
peteto818 28
Maybe do it in person next time. She'll see that you're serious about it.
NonScaryPumkin 22
OP should think of how she is as a person. This way he can assess to the best of his/her judgement on whether she actually believed he/she was drunk or if the girl was trying to let OP down easily. If OP knows the girl has some self esteem issues then it is more possible the girl does believe that. OP hopefully knows the girl enough to make a good judgement. Sorry if this seems confusing makes sense to me and I'm trying to explain myself best as possible.
WolfAvenge 22
I feel like accusing OP of being drunk isn't a nice way of rejecting someone, if that's what she was doing. I would be a lot more offended if someone said that than just "I don't feel the same". Though I'm curious how she thought that? I guess nervousness can lead to rambling texts which may be mistaken for being drunk, either way it sucks for OP =/
GigaPudding_fml 24
I agree with #30, think about how she is as a person before you do something. Because if it's not her low self esteem talking you'll probably just get rejected again... And once is more than enough to go through!
Kailayla 29
That was uncalled for.
brendejafulable 41
maybe that's her low confidence talking.
whysobeachy 37
I agree with #6. This happens oftener than guys think.
anythingrandom 23
now leaving OP with low confidence :/
lexiieeex3 32
Ugh #25 sorry grammar police but *more often
whysobeachy 37
#61, is that so? I'm sorry! English actually isn't my first language, but that's a poor excuse, since I speak it fluently enough. :P
mds9986 24
Rule of thumb: One syllable = add "er" or "est" Two or more syllables = use more or most. Oft-en = 2 syllables I don't think it's always the case though because English is an annoying language.
CharismaGeek 19
At least you finally admitted your feelings. I can't even talk to my crush most of the time.
Otherhats 20
:/
windyal0115 15
Tell her drunk people always tell the truth.
Unlovable_Me 14
'Drunk words speak sober thoughts'
Abhimanyu 14
#9 Do you want to know the truth? :D
Lucario227 22
Well... Were you?