By improudbutreally - 29/06/2017 12:21
ALL FML
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Crabby
By AkaiKitsune - 29/06/2017 04:00
By sunshine - 29/06/2017 02:00
Fork that
By SpooningLeadstoForking - 29/06/2017 00:00
Do you have an evil twin?
By Anonymous - 28/06/2017 01:44
By Solo coffee - 28/06/2017 00:00
Should've stayed home, basically
By SoftwareDev - 27/06/2017 02:00 - South Africa - Johannesburg
The date from hell #5676
By DennisQuaide69 - 27/06/2017 00:00
By AkaiKitsune - 26/06/2017 11:11
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They're not really my cats, I inherited them from my mother who spoiled them rotten. I'm more of a dog person. Well, I've got three big dogs so that's kinda obvious
By shittyhall - 26/06/2017 04:00
By RAS266 - 26/06/2017 00:00
Funky
By Cleanfreak? - 25/06/2017 00:00 - Denmark - ?lborg
Wake up
By Anonymous - 24/06/2017 03:30 - India - Vijayawada
By Anonymous - 23/06/2017 04:00
Delicious hell
By superdrinkingbud - 23/06/2017 01:00 - United Kingdom - Bournemouth
Being nice is so 1968
By Anonymous - 23/06/2017 01:00 - Saudi Arabia
By Save Me - 22/06/2017 17:43
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OP, here. Being a small town of 200 hundred people there's really not much information when I did searches. Even the realistate agent didn't mention it. I've found that the tourists only know if it because they live in the sourrounding cities a few hours away and simply searched for lakes in the area. Unfortunately this "lake" they're vacationing to isn't really a lake. It's a man made reservoir for our drinking water. :/
By Druu - 22/06/2017 11:36
Trapped 2: The Bathroom strikes back!
By UberAwesone - 22/06/2017 15:24 - Indonesia - Jakarta
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OP here, I live in Indonesia, and most bathrooms here have seperate keys instead of a toggle. Thankfully, my brother has a spare house key, I was able to call him over and get him to call a locksmith to get me out. I posted this FML while we were waiting for the locksmith to come by.
Top Chef
By Mother of a dumb blonde - 22/06/2017 02:00
Some people are just lazy
By Anonymous - 22/06/2017 00:00
By Kate - 21/06/2017 02:00
By horribleday - 20/06/2017 09:00 - United States - Ozark
By kill me - 20/06/2017 04:00
By lpara89 - 20/06/2017 00:00
By dangerwaiter - 19/06/2017 14:49
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Hi, I submitted this FML. I'm not the waiter, but I was part of the table he was serving. It was my sister's baby and while she was upset, by the end of the dinner she realized mistakes happen. We just changed the baby, cleaned/wiped things up and had to do some laundry that night!
By Anonymous - 19/06/2017 08:41 - United States - Spring Hill
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Hey guys OP here, i cant believe this got featured especially as incoherent as i thnk it is. To answer some questions i do kinda wish that they would get back together but it really was a mess of a family. As pathetic as it sounds i am living with my gf and her family since my mother, who knows that he is going to live there, currently lives with her mother and its rather packed. The house my father is going to live in was our old house. Dad got custody of that. Fortunately neither get custody of me since i am 19. Ty for all your support!
By Trappedinthecloset - 19/06/2017 12:41
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Hey, OP here. Basically, I made a joke. I've just got back from uni so I'm not used to hiding parts of myself (I don't have to hide it around my mum cause she likes to pretend it doesn't exist). My nan was talking about me getting married, saying I needed to find Mr right. I made a joke about it being Mrs Right without thinking and here we are.
By Tyguy3000 - 19/06/2017 06:00 - United States
By Hoobfoob - 19/06/2017 04:00
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Hey guys, OP here. Just to explain a little more, he got the position because it's a mechanic one, and he had a bit more experience than me (but only because his dad showed him some basic mechanic skills, and mine didn't... see the problem?) I think part of it also has to do with me being a girl and my parents don't think it's "proper" for a girl to be a mechanic. Anytime I try to talk to them they say "the chance has to be earned", but he obviously didn't "earn" it. As far as the raise, I'm moving upstate soon, so obviously I didn't expect one. We just didn't know they were considering giving anyone one, and I was already having a bad day. It's only a dollar, so it's not a huge deal XD I do work hard though, I was just never given a clear position and was bounced around a lot. That made it kinda hard to show them I could do any one thing well, because I never stayed doing one thing. .-.