Today, my dog has figured out how to open screen doors on his...

By DriedDeadFroggo - 04/06/2019 04:06

Today, my dog has figured out how to open screen doors on his own, by body checking them at full force, of course, like one does. This would be all fine and good, but we live by a lake with a considerable mosquito infestation. FML

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mr_dinzaster 16

Tuesday 4 June 2019 6:17

Dogs will be dogs for sure

jbuckets_404 38

Tuesday 4 June 2019 17:42

It's ok, OP. Mosquitos can't easy get through dog fur, so he'll be fine!

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mr_dinzaster 16

Tuesday 4 June 2019 6:17

Dogs will be dogs for sure

julfunky 29

Tuesday 4 June 2019 12:38

Get one of those magnet-closing door screens. They hang up and close behind you.

jbuckets_404 38

Tuesday 4 June 2019 17:42

It's ok, OP. Mosquitos can't easy get through dog fur, so he'll be fine!

donb23 23

Wednesday 5 June 2019 13:21

If the outdoors is so wonderful why are the bugs always trying to get in your house? - Jim Gaffigan

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