Love, Relatable and Awkward: Class act

Class act

By raspberrysachere - 03/06/2019 16:00

Today, I was in yoga class. We were in downward-facing dog pose, and the male instructor stood behind me and gave me an assist/adjustment by pulling upward on my hips. As I left the class, I realized that was the most intimate touch I've ever received from a man. I'm a 25-year-old straight woman. FML

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By LondonKitsch - 26/06/2009 16:51 - United States

Today, I finally got into a yoga class with the instructor I've been crushing on for 2 years. As he walked closer to greet me, I lifted my leg over my head into a full split, and queefed obnoxiously loud. He responded with his gag reflex. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2010 13:05 - United States

Today, for the first time, a good looking guy was in my yoga class. Today also marked the first time I farted during yoga class. FML

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Hold me close young Tony Danza

By Anonymous - 04/10/2013 05:04 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I was training at work on proper techniques of physical restraint. As my coworker was practicing on me, I realized this was the first time I've had physical contact with a man in years. I'm ashamed to admit how good it felt to feel his weight pressed into my back as I pretended to resist. FML

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By mooned - 03/02/2018 01:30

Today, I went to a yoga class for the first time in a few years. When I went to change afterwards, I realized I'd split my pants at some point during the class. I think I understand why the girls behind me were laughing so hard now. FML

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By MyLegsHurt - 28/10/2015 22:18 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I felt flexible in my yoga class. I put my legs in the butterfly position and tried to press them down. Both my hips popped very painfully and I screamed in the middle of a quiet room. FML

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Passing

By reader - 04/12/2020 14:03

Today, I went to go to an aerobics class. Shen the instructor walked in, she went up to me and told me it was a women only class. I am a woman. FML

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By MikeyPeters - 13/03/2009 04:26 - United States

Today, I was using the elliptical when I got a bad wedgie. All the ellipticals are up against a wall so after trying to pick it, I finally decided to just pull down the back of my pants and underwear. I then remembered there was a window to a yoga class behind me. I mooned them all. FML

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Little perv

By cplaner - 04/02/2009 12:56 - United States

Today, I was teaching swim lessons. I got felt up by a 6 year-old boy. Three times. FML

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Core

By Anonymous - 18/03/2023 16:00

Today, I went to the gym and accidentally farted during yoga class. Everyone looked at me and the instructor said, "Let's all take a moment to appreciate the power of core strength." FML

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By panickygrl - 06/11/2011 17:43 - United States

Today, I had a panic attack. Not on a crowded train, or an airplane, or in school, or any of the expected places. It was in my yoga class, which my therapist recommended for me, while I was in a dead-body position. FML

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Monday 3 June 2019 16:21

The good news is you just let all of us guys know you’re ok with doggy-style. That’s a definite plus when the face-to-face options are not drawing many takers.

bloopaloop 27

Monday 3 June 2019 16:09

It’s called “Tinder”. You’re welcome

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bloopaloop 27

Monday 3 June 2019 16:09

It’s called “Tinder”. You’re welcome

RichardPencil 30

Monday 3 June 2019 16:21

The good news is you just let all of us guys know you’re ok with doggy-style. That’s a definite plus when the face-to-face options are not drawing many takers.

Zan 16

Monday 3 June 2019 17:40

hello. I volunteer as a tribute ...

RichardPencil 30

Monday 3 June 2019 19:07

Good luck to you. Hard to imagine what an unfuckable 20-something woman must look like. She could always troll bars at closing time.

Zan 16

Tuesday 4 June 2019 0:44

there is just more to life than just looks. :)

OGSteveJobs 20

Tuesday 4 June 2019 4:31

Good luck to her. Hard to imagine what a guy who would volunteer to **** a unfuckable 20 something would look like. im guessing twice as bad as her.

colderthanyou 15

Monday 3 June 2019 23:16

What does the fact that you’re a straight woman have to do with anything?

WeirdUS 29

Tuesday 4 June 2019 3:29

I have a legit question I'm guessing this isn't intentional so have you considered the fact it might be something you are doing wrong? Is it social anixety, hygiene, immaturity? These are all things to consider.