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By peepants - 04/06/2019 14:00
Today, I was in a public restroom with my one-year old. I had no idea he could reach the lock until he opened the door and ran out. In my haste to catch him, I not only peed all over my pants that were still around my ankles, I faceplanted on the nasty, moist bathroom floor. FML
Most people would hate that! The word “moist,” that is.
I accidentally clicked YDI. Y do not DI. Well, maybe you do. I don't know your life. I still didn't mean to click it, though.