Today, I picked up some of my friends from a bar downtown. They... - FML

By ddriver100 - 05/06/2019 18:00

Today, I picked up some of my friends from a bar downtown. They were pretty drunk and were yelling stupid things at people walking by. After stopping to let a fat guy cross the street, they yelled, "Hurry up fatty!" He responded by throwing his milkshake at my car. FML

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Sinshine 28

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Wednesday 5 June 2019 19:26

What a waste of a milkshake :(

manb91gb 15

Wednesday 5 June 2019 19:47

You should have tried harder to control your friends tbh..

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bloopaloop 27

Wednesday 5 June 2019 18:51

Your friends probably did him a favor!

Sinshine 28

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Wednesday 5 June 2019 19:26

What a waste of a milkshake :(

manb91gb 15

Wednesday 5 June 2019 19:47

You should have tried harder to control your friends tbh..

RichardPencil 30

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Wednesday 5 June 2019 23:19

Your friends are heroes! They helped the guy exercise some portion control for a change.

BurnInDemonFire 33

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Thursday 6 June 2019 1:00

Did it bring all the boys to the yard?

Vanderdale 14

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Thursday 6 June 2019 6:33

If my friends were being assholes and shouting out the window at people they'd get one warning before they'd be out of my car and walking home. Get better friends.

Livingston Davis 3

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Thursday 6 June 2019 18:39

good afternoon to you I need to get into my account please

mas12806 24

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Thursday 6 June 2019 22:12

At least you got the milkshake away from him

Sonotsuave 34

Friday 7 June 2019 4:59

My milkshake brings all the boys to the car

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