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Today, my dad and mom and I were going out to eat dinner. My dad wanted a romantic dinner just with my mom so he told me to make an excuse not to go. I did, which ended up as a huge fight, grounded and phone taken away. My dad just stood there in the background putting thumbs up. FML

#6512953
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37163) - you deserved it (3213)

On 11/29/2009 at 1:10pm - misc - by Yoooooo0 (woman) - United States

Today, my ceiling fan was rocking violently so I turned it off. I stood under it trying to figure out what the problem is, it fell on my face. FML

#6512004
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31099) - you deserved it (11616)

On 11/29/2009 at 11:57am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I was wrapping Christmas presents for various people; 17 to be exact. It wasn't until I placed the last present on top of the stack that I realized I didn't put gift tags on any of them. FML

#6510557
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11207) - you deserved it (37342)

On 11/29/2009 at 9:18am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was shopping at the grocery market and was next in line. Behind me was a woman who only had two items, so I nicely let her in front of me, as it looked like she was in a hurry. When she was all rung up, she decided to pay her $16.45 in loose change which needed to be counted out. FML

#6510411
53 comments

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On 11/29/2009 at 8:49am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, it's decided, I'm going on diet. For real. But I said that yesterday. And the day before. FML

#6510175
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8519) - you deserved it (51732)

On 11/29/2009 at 8:02am - health - by Numnum (woman) - United Kingdom (Greater London)

Today, Me and my girlfriend went and saw "The Blind Side." I sobbed throughout the entire movie. My girlfriend didn't shed a tear. FML

#6509087
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25669) - you deserved it (14452)

On 11/29/2009 at 4:33am - love - by jimmyt420 (man) - United States (California)

Today, when I had a go at my husband for spending way too much time in front of the TV, he pointed the remote control at me while miming turning down the volume in order to make me shut up. FML

#6508757
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24268) - you deserved it (12091)

On 11/29/2009 at 3:55am - misc - by Nomoresandwish (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while I was in confession, I was saying my sins and the priest called me a "pain in the ass." FML

#6508177
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35092) - you deserved it (9082)

On 11/29/2009 at 2:59am - misc - by ? - United States

Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML

#6507762
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11517) - you deserved it (23523)

On 11/29/2009 at 2:25am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my grandson asked how old I am and whether I'd seen Mammoths "for real" when I was a kid. FML

#6507610
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28854) - you deserved it (4051)

On 11/29/2009 at 2:13am - kids - by Granmacathy (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my dad and I were watching Hawaii play the Navy in football. I cheered when Hawaii won. My dad turns to me and says, "You know your mother and I concieved you there?" Thanks Dad. FML

#6507580
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19221) - you deserved it (3574)

On 11/29/2009 at 2:09am - intimacy - by hawaiianlovechild - United States

Today, I made out with a guy that I had just met at a party. It was my first kiss. I don't know what's worse, the fact that my first kiss is at the age of 23, or the fact that I saw him making out with a different girl later on in the night. FML

#6506969
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30565) - you deserved it (14954)

On 11/29/2009 at 1:33am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my friend accidentally left her facebook logged onto my computer after she left my house. I looked on her facebook and found a very long message between her and my other friends talking about how much they hate me. FML

#6506923
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40727) - you deserved it (8064)

On 11/29/2009 at 1:31am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)



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