FML : Today, my boss sneezed onto his hands and then licked them in front of my best customers. FML

See the top FMLs

Today, my boss sneezed onto his hands and then licked them in front of my best customers. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By 911 / Thursday 13 November 2008 03:57 / France

Work

Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Create my account Sign in

Top comments

By juicebahx | 0

#41447 - Thursday 19 March 2009 0:53

I gagged when I read that. I still feel a little nauseated.

By jixan | 0

#7463 - Thursday 26 February 2009 3:08

...strange
lol

Comments

By jixan | 0

#7463 - Thursday 26 February 2009 3:08

...strange
lol

Pocahontas22_fml | 0

#1824234 - Friday 10 December 2010 16:57

...gross

By NoKo_fml | 0

#12739 - Tuesday 3 March 2009 16:40

reminds me of something mr bean would do...lol

By echigo109 | 0

#19741 - Saturday 7 March 2009 16:30

THATS HILARIOS

By dewey318 | 0

#31036 - Saturday 14 March 2009 7:11

why would you do that?

evan_7899 | 28

#5739740 - Saturday 2 November 2013 21:26

Notice how its France, filthy French

By juicebahx | 0

#41447 - Thursday 19 March 2009 0:53

I gagged when I read that. I still feel a little nauseated.

Boomi | 38

#6689514 - Wednesday 14 September 2016 17:02

Same! That is completely disgusting!

By dudewithface | 0

#66065 - Sunday 29 March 2009 1:42

next time ask if you can lick them

By baldfatman | 0

#72911 - Tuesday 31 March 2009 21:00

yummy

By SiLveRStaRLIGHT | 0

#77682 - Thursday 2 April 2009 21:17

I would feel the need to wash my hands after just SEEING that.

By Vintage_fml | 0

#113223 - Wednesday 15 April 2009 15:33

thats....sick

By vicky93 | 0

#127957 - Tuesday 21 April 2009 0:27

i wonder if he does that after wiping his ass too

zoerox01 | 0

#387159 - Saturday 11 July 2009 13:36

hahaha i allmost pissed myself laughing i cant stop replaying that coment in my head

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Today, everyone was signing a birthday card to surprise a coworker. I was told to go find someone who hadn't signed it so I went to the office next to...

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Today, I fell asleep while working the night shift. It took me 3 hours and a whole lot of dirty looks while walking home before I looked in a mirror and...

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Work

Nearly

Today, at 1am, the kitchen sink pipe came away from the fitting and flooded the cupboards with dirty dishwater. #FML @NicolaMDavidson

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Today as a priest I was invited to the home of a lady who claimed Jesus face had appeared to her. She took me upstairs to her bathroom, it was poo, she...

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

See all the Nearly FMLs

World

Loading data…

India

Today, I got into a huge fight with a 6’3” 200 lb guy over my girlfriend of a month, who he claims to have been dating for 2 months. I'm 6’1” myself, but...

Germany

Today, my boss gave our coffee machine to her sister-in-law. I work in a cafe. FML

See all the World FMLs

Photos

See all FML photos