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By 911 - 13/11/2008 03:57 - France

Today, my boss sneezed onto his hands and then licked them in front of my best customers. FML

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By Roostermann25 - 31/05/2016 01:34 - United States - Lebanon

Today, while meeting some of the big boss guys at my new job, one of the men sneezed on his hand and then grabbed mine for a handshake. I felt every gooey bit of his snot between our hands. FML

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Gross

By maddie - 15/05/2020 05:00

Today, while I was working the drive-thru window, a customer sneezed into his hand and then handed me his money. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2015 13:37 - United States - Palmer

Today, my boss forced me to come into work despite having a bad cold. While waiting a table, I violently sneezed and sprayed a child's face with snot. His dad got so pissed that my boss had to pretend to fire me just to calm him down. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2012 11:26 - Australia

Today, I witnessed my boyfriend sneeze in his hands, and then lick it. FML

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By Confused and Disgusted - 23/02/2015 23:42 - United States - Sparta

Today, while at work, a customer came up to me, stuck his finger in my armpit, then licked his finger. FML

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Gross

By gotanewmouse - 26/09/2011 10:37 - New Zealand

Today, I saw my co-worker sneeze into his palm, get up, walk to my desk and smear his hand all over my computer mouse. He then went back to his desk and continued with his work. Last week we had a workplace awareness meeting about my OCD and fear of germs. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2010 14:20 - United States

Today, I went back to work after being sick for a week. While I was gone, they hired a new manager. Trying to score bonus points, and possibly a raise, I went to shake her hand and introduce myself. Just as I was about to say "Hello, my name is-" I sneezed right in her face. FML

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By BoogieCandy. - 23/10/2009 08:56 - Canada

Today, at work, I was standing at the till helping an attractive man. I have a cold and could feel the snot bubbling up. He orders and we flirt for a bit. Just as I'm about to hand him his product, I sneeze quite loudly and forcefully all over his face. Guess I won't be getting that number. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/03/2023 22:00 - Australia

Today, I was in a meeting with my boss and some new clients when I sensed that I was about to sneeze. I tried to hold it in, but ended up sneezing AND farting. FML

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By kewlio45 - 01/07/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML

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juicebahx 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 0:53

I gagged when I read that. I still feel a little nauseated.

jixan 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 3:08

...strange lol

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jixan 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 3:08

...strange lol

Pocahontas22_fml 0

Friday 10 December 2010 16:57

...gross

NoKo_fml 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 16:40

reminds me of something mr bean would do...lol

echigo109 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 16:30

THATS HILARIOS

dewey318 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 7:11

why would you do that?

evan_7899 28

Saturday 2 November 2013 21:26

Notice how its France, filthy French

juicebahx 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 0:53

I gagged when I read that. I still feel a little nauseated.

Boomi 38

Wednesday 14 September 2016 17:02

Same! That is completely disgusting!

dudewithface 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 1:42

next time ask if you can lick them

baldfatman 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 21:00

yummy

SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 21:17

I would feel the need to wash my hands after just SEEING that.

Vintage_fml 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 15:33

thats....sick

vicky93 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 0:27

i wonder if he does that after wiping his ass too

zoerox01 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 13:36

hahaha i allmost pissed myself laughing i cant stop replaying that coment in my head

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