FML : Today, I dropped my keys in the drain. Thankfully, my new flat mate generously offered his help to reach the keys via flower pot. FML

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Today, I dropped my keys in the drain. Thankfully, my new flat mate generously offered his help to reach the keys via flower pot. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Mandoune / Friday 7 November 2008 14:18 / Finland

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By SRJ | 0

#87662 - Monday 6 April 2009 21:48

I'm a bit confused too. But according to urbandictionary, "flower pot" means "When you soil/shart you underwear, then remove the underwear and put them on someones head." Maybe the person who posted the fml meant soiled underwear? Even then its a bit confusing...unless the flatmate had sh*t themselves and came out in their underwear to help.

By silvereye12 | 7

#2784240 - Wednesday 29 June 2011 9:55

sarcasm is a foreign language to you, isn't it?

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By csigabajnok | 0

#281 - Thursday 5 February 2009 14:57

And did you get it out with it? :)

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Gibby_fml | 0

#929055 - Tuesday 9 March 2010 16:29

your 'flat mate'???? lol.

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TheBlakester419 | 0

#975441 - Wednesday 7 April 2010 3:42

flat in Europe meens apartmant. therefore, it would be like saying apartment neighbor

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queencitystoner | 0

#1041957 - Thursday 24 June 2010 23:09

nope equivelant to roomate not neighbour

By deadangel_fml | 0

#1648 - Thursday 12 February 2009 20:03

I don't get it either... Confoozed.

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zackmx99 | 0

#997172 - Wednesday 19 May 2010 5:00

WIN confoozed lol

By asdf123 | 0

#2282 - Sunday 15 February 2009 5:59

i don't get it

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YourAFailmod | 4

#4210113 - Saturday 24 March 2012 20:51

Why do the FML mod people post these it makes no sense.

By hahasucks | 0

#3975 - Thursday 19 February 2009 18:10

i don't get it at all

By carebear | 0

#8695 - Friday 27 February 2009 18:49

that doesn't make sense...

By McFinder | 0

#11098 - Monday 2 March 2009 17:47

this is stupid. i don't get it

By shaBAMalex | 0

#17348 - Friday 6 March 2009 2:49

:S what

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jonnyapples | 7

#1287362 - Monday 23 August 2010 1:36

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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stoptoshin | 4

#3980191 - Thursday 2 February 2012 4:48

no man shes mine

By Raceta | 5

#28779 - Thursday 12 March 2009 22:27

Don't get it either!

By wbrycem | 0

#29650 - Friday 13 March 2009 12:08

Eh?

By javlin | 0

#29768 - Friday 13 March 2009 15:01

how did this get posted on here

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