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By Choum - 07/11/2008 06:33 - France

Today, I realized that my ex has REALLY dumped me for a video game. And he will not change his mind. FML

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You deserved it 6 035

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By w00tz - 27/03/2009 05:12 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said there was someone else, and that he has been in love with her for a while. Turns out, the new girl was his online video game character. I got dumped for a video game. FML

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By I warned him - 19/12/2014 02:39 - United States - Marietta

Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML

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You deserved it 4 640

Gamers rise up

By Anonymous - 19/04/2021 12:00 - Romania - Orsova

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 2 years of being together. The reason? I don't enjoy playing video games as much as he does. FML

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You deserved it 179

She'll be single for a looong time...

By keiler - 06/08/2018 01:30

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out I play video games. No, not that I play too many video games or have an addiction to video games. Just that I play them, period. FML

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You deserved it 355

A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do

By Anonymous - 08/08/2022 04:00 - Canada - Garson

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He said it was because he wanted to 'do his own thing'. So gaming 24/7 like he has for the past two years of our relationship, then. FML

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You deserved it 200

By Anonymous - 19/12/2013 20:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I canceled my Gamefly account. Seems that was the only thing keeping us together. FML

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You deserved it 4 400

Gamers rise up

By Games - 20/07/2021 01:59

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because his online gaming friends don't like it when I ask him to spend time with me. FML

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You deserved it 143

Gamers rise up

By Anonymous - 23/04/2022 03:00 - United States - Menomonee Falls

Today, I realized that my long term boyfriend still prefers video games over his kids and our sex life. I haven't had sex in over a month. FML

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You deserved it 317

By sasquatch21 - 21/02/2010 13:36 - Bahrain

Today, I realized that my husband has a video games addiction. I am currently pregnant; he brought us to the same country he's in so we can finally live together, only for me to witness him being glued to his laptop all day and all night playing WoW. He's forgotten I even existed. FML

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You deserved it 5 893

By wtf - 26/08/2012 05:03 - New Zealand - Invercargill

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by picture, during a game of Draw Something. FML

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Top comments

Ihazalltehhax 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 2:44

Lol well video games dont bitch at you and try to change your entire personality

Slim_fml 0

Tuesday 17 February 2009 10:03

that guy has to get his priorities straight!!!! and clearly, he has

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jerepops 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 21:19

ya....what #5 said.

tehman117 21

Saturday 27 July 2013 17:40

Fucktard

DragonPorn 15

Wednesday 17 September 2014 5:09

how in the **** did you...

Slim_fml 0

Tuesday 17 February 2009 10:03

that guy has to get his priorities straight!!!! and clearly, he has

Eir_fml 1

Wednesday 18 February 2009 1:01

3/4 of these = WoW. Don't date a WoWtard, I guess.

sdevlin 1

Thursday 13 October 2011 23:11

hey I play wow but I would choose a girl over that any day

BlueLion_fml 2

Sunday 27 July 2014 11:49

I love WOW and that is just rude and negative... Not all of us is like that...

shake2927 0

Wednesday 18 February 2009 5:07

LOL

cloudbri 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 6:02

I'll go out with you

immaflirt69 1

Wednesday 21 March 2012 4:15

u can go out with me wink wink :)

musedae 0

Friday 6 March 2009 1:23

This happened to me as well -____- I was with a guy for seven months and he dumped me when i came back from a 3 week vacation w/ my family...he spent the entire summer after that playing Halo 3 and WoW

Ihazalltehhax 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 2:44

Lol well video games dont bitch at you and try to change your entire personality

Vash_41288 10

Tuesday 13 July 2010 12:14

you have to pay extra for that, or play multiplayer online haha

Nico711 17

Tuesday 4 December 2018 14:49

Agreed. You bitch at video games

Mutalisk 0

Friday 13 March 2009 6:33

that foo aint worth stayin with

teejay_fml 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 23:29

Let me guess . Your talking about Mr. Goneau ? and yhu should know who this is by now if this comment is posted on yer FML .

stephalicious 0

Monday 16 March 2009 6:26

i was dumped for halo... i know your pain..

Zdoggg 4

Saturday 24 November 2012 7:35

More like dumped for your duck face

PenultimateTaco 14

Thursday 10 October 2013 13:44

You know what's up, brah

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