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Today, I crawled into bed at 2 in the morning. At 6 am, the telephone rang, waking me up. It was a wrong number. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Tom / Friday 7 November 2008 12:47 / United Kingdom

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By Vintage_fml | 0

#113206 - Wednesday 15 April 2009 03:15

yesterday,i slept at 3 am,woke up at 6 am for school

By urlifemaysuk | 0

#590697 - Monday 28 September 2009 02:03

why are u complaining I'm a higschooler and almost every other night I have to stay up til 3 or 4 in the morning and then get up at 5 to get ready for school quit bitching at least you get to go back to sleep

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By mister_moops | 0

#25357 - Wednesday 11 March 2009 12:21

complain some more, faggot.

By xMarchofFlamesx | 0

#26562 - Wednesday 11 March 2009 06:43

get over it!

By MarrymeNickJonas | 0

#39536 - Wednesday 18 March 2009 05:33

mann your like is screwed up... *sarcasm*

cheapshoes13 | 0

#989846 - Sunday 9 May 2010 08:45

lmao, ur a fag for ur profile name n pic...

iMP0W3R | 0

#1022424 - Monday 7 June 2010 07:07

lmfao agreed.

britt93 | 7

#2247050 - Sunday 27 March 2011 05:21

how van you be a mrs. if you're younger than me? I'm 17. very fishy.

By bellaxobrianna | 0

#51295 - Monday 23 March 2009 01:31

boo fucking hoo

By shaPOW | 0

#66399 - Sunday 29 March 2009 05:07

did you seriously think this was worthy of fmylife.com? this happens to everyone who's dumb enough to leave their phone ringer on overnight.

By Darsa | 0

#72848 - Tuesday 31 March 2009 08:14

Good =P That'll teach you to stay up so late!

By thor82188 | 0

#77536 - Thursday 2 April 2009 08:19

How did FML allow this on here?

By Vintage_fml | 0

#113206 - Wednesday 15 April 2009 03:15

yesterday,i slept at 3 am,woke up at 6 am for school

By vicky93 | 0

#127949 - Tuesday 21 April 2009 12:23

today, i wasted 16 seconds reading the most stupidest fml in the world. fml

By ZH13 | 0

#128169 - Tuesday 21 April 2009 01:44

lolz @ #11, even though "most stupidest" makes no sense. maybe you should get to bed earlier and a call at six wouldn't have bothered you.

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