Health: Today, I woke up with the worst cold, ever. My nose was running...

By fuckmyliiiiiiife - 01/05/2009 01:40 - United States

Today, I woke up with the worst cold, ever. My nose was running like crazy and my eyes were all puffy. So I stumbled over to the medicine cabinet and took what I thought were three tylenol cold's. Two hours later I'm still sick and I can't leave the bathroom. They were laxatives. FML

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By sofakingweetodit - 18/10/2010 12:44 - United States

Today, in preparation for a presentation at work, I decided to take a handful of vitamins to fight my cold. As I was putting the bottles away, I noticed one of them was a laxative. FML

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Today, my boyfriend made me breakfast because I had a cold. Because my nose was so stuffed, I couldn't tell that our milk had gone bad. I had two cups. And now I'm stuck on the toilet. FML

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By Fmylife - 06/07/2011 09:17 - United States

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By Zak - 23/03/2012 23:10 - United States

Today, I've been sick with both a chest cold and a sore throat. As a result, I've also been dehydrated, causing me to have a headache. Whenever I cough, I feel like my throat is being ripped apart and my head is about to explode. FML

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By Stephanie Kugelman - 27/04/2022 22:00

Today, I'd finally had enough of feeling awful and went to urgent care. As it turns out, the reason my throat was sore was because I have a sinus infection. The doctor explained my nose is producing pus, and that's what I'm swallowing and coughing up. Yuck. I also have pink eye on top of that. FML

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By Chard of Glass - 04/10/2016 12:45 - Canada - Marystown

Today, I woke up with a nasty cough. My mother gave me cough syrup for it. After about 30 minutes, I was dizzy, nauseous, and high as a fucking kite. Turns out the cough syrup reacts badly with my prescription medications, making me even sicker than I already was. FML

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Friday 1 May 2009 14:08

Wow, you really need to pay more attention to what you're taking next time. You can **** up your system.

freddie_fml 0

Friday 1 May 2009 14:12

Good thing you don't keep cyanide in your medicine cabinet, eh? Reading labels helps.

Comments

drunk247 0

Friday 1 May 2009 14:01

sucks for you AND FIRST!!!!!!!!!!1

suckerz 0

Friday 1 May 2009 14:04

YDI for taking some random pills...

czm 0

Friday 1 May 2009 14:05

way to go! YDI

brasilbabe 0

Monday 7 June 2010 3:15

lol the OP is a girl.

ArentICute 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 3:25

What does that have to do with his comment?

drunk247 0

Friday 1 May 2009 14:06

2# you have to find a way to say YDI? nobodys pefect and you would have done the same thing so YDI to number to for being an asshole

yuggi1 11

Sunday 10 April 2011 17:59

How about this? She should had read the f-ing label.

teentee401 36

Friday 19 December 2014 7:20

I doubt he would've done the same thing since most people read the labels on pills before shoving them down their throat. Yeah nobody's perfect but you don't need to be perfect to do something as simple as taking the right medicine.