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Today, my boss said to me: 'You know, our competitors are also hiring!' FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Thursday 13 November 2008 08:42 / France

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By cartedor | 18

#5311200 - Sunday 6 January 2013 11:45

Hey if they offer more money, take all your trade secrets with you to go the other side, make sure you do a good job to kill their business

By inestimable_fml | 8

#1819950 - Thursday 9 December 2010 17:45

He wants you to do corporate espionage :D

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By davidcassoa | 0

#123743 - Sunday 19 April 2009 4:59

props on pointing out the obvious

By SAF_fml | 0

#394842 - Tuesday 14 July 2009 8:15

props on having a hysterically and abnormally small penis david

By SAF_fml | 0

#418248 - Wednesday 22 July 2009 5:49

mens asses

By Synnie | 0

#579587 - Tuesday 22 September 2009 3:32

They'd probably send you right back.

By RatIsKing | 0

#613005 - Saturday 10 October 2009 5:17

either this is fake or your boss reads the funnies. I read this joke in a comic before

By zezjo | 3

#624640 - Saturday 17 October 2009 19:16

lol

By Boygenius50 | 8

#701522 - Thursday 3 December 2009 5:37

OMG I've totally read that comic before!!!!!

By Rishy | 0

#949352 - Monday 15 March 2010 10:45

Your boss reads crap

By ilovethatfreak | 0

#984237 - Saturday 24 April 2010 8:40

haha fail

By 666Broghan666 | 0

#1030119 - Monday 14 June 2010 9:35

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