Work: Today, at work, I received an email telling me that viewing porn...

By bipbip - 12/11/2008 07:53 - France

Today, at work, I received an email telling me that viewing porn websites was prohibited and was a good enough reason to fire me. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2013 01:04 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, my boss put me on suspension for violating company policy by having non-work related mail in my inbox. They were spam emails. FML

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By jeed(1) - 25/08/2013 21:36 - France - Marseille

Today, at work, I stepped out for a few minutes to use the bathroom. Shortly after returning, I found out the hard way that one of my coworkers had used my computer to send a profanity-filled email to our boss, calling him an asshole and telling him to go fuck himself. I'm now jobless. FML

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By themanontheright - 01/03/2010 20:50 - United States

Today, my boss was using my computer and tried to copy and paste a website URL. It must not have copied first, because it pasted a URL to a porn site. I think I should start looking for a new job. FML

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By NoJobNovember - 06/11/2014 19:09 - United States - Wadsworth

Today, I took a video of a fellow employee doing nothing but watching YouTube videos at work. When I showed the video to my boss, hoping he'd be reprimanded, I got fired for operating video equipment on company grounds. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2009 20:48 - Canada

Today, my boss fired me because a coworker had seen me reading magazines on the job. That same coworker was the one who offered me the magazine. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2016 18:02

Today, my boss tried to fire me for not emailing him a screenshot to prove my email wasn't working. FML

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Coworker from hell

By stupid! - 02/10/2021 17:00

Today, I was studying my anatomy book for nursing school while in the break room at my day job. My nosy-ass, ignorant coworker who always finds a way to butt into everyone’s business told the front office I was looking at porn. I got written up for, "displaying offensive materials." FML

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By arknvl - 07/03/2013 18:12 - Norway - Trondheim

Today, my boss yelled at me for visiting Facebook on my work computer. He says that since I can't be trusted, I'll be supervised from now on. I was uploading pictures to the company's Facebook page, which I have to do once a week as part of my job. FML

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By hangman - 01/08/2013 18:25 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my boss suspended me for laughing too hard at my desk and causing a big scene in front of our customers. I was laughing because he'd forwarded me a hilarious email. He was practically smirking as he handed me my official warning. FML

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By benoit - 15/03/2013 12:35 - France

Today, I walked into work, a day after losing my shit with our systems admin, due to her taking ages to enable my new email account. I was soon bitched out, warned, and suspended over several lewd emails having been sent overnight from my account to various female co-workers. FML

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Liveanotherday 0

Friday 6 March 2009 6:46

You shouldn't be looking at **** while at work. If you must look at that kind of thing then do it in the privacy of your home or appartment. Having the discipline to not look at pornography while at work shouldn't be a problem unless you have a serious problem.

Sneak_fml 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 5:00

First, it's common knowledge that browsing habits at work are always monitored. Second, why would you look at **** at work? You can't jack off, can you? If you can, why WOULD you?

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Liveanotherday 0

Friday 6 March 2009 6:46

Msagrera 5

Saturday 8 October 2011 20:14

Amen brother. No self control

Sneak_fml 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 5:00

First, it's common knowledge that browsing habits at work are always monitored. Second, why would you look at **** at work? You can't jack off, can you? If you can, why WOULD you?

rstroupe 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 17:44

u've clearly never had the pleasure of jerking it @ work, give it a try, getting paid to bust a nut = awesome. That same also applies to dropping a turd @ work

GiraffeAquarium 7

Saturday 18 May 2013 16:26

Unfortunately, common sense and common knowledge are becoming increasingly rare in many groups.

xMooMoox 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 22:55

It would really be a FML if you had left someone use your computer

Kdc__ 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 7:18

Obviously. I mean i'm not one to pass up some good **** but, at work? come on...

fmkittw 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 4:17

depends where you work...

sk8erguy9 0

Friday 1 May 2009 10:29

OH i wonder why you got fired....... maybe LOOKING UP ****!!!!

ryansims 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 22:54

What a dumbass just look at it at home not at work you dumb ****

nick17 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 6:46

It had better be some good **** to look at it at work you tool

jebzxo 0

Monday 6 July 2009 2:12

And you're surprised? What made you think it was a good idea to be looking at **** in the work place. It's' where you work not please yourself. And then you thought there wouldn't be any punishment for it? You really are a dipshit and I bet you won't get a job ever again if your IQ is that low.