FML : Today, whilst brushing my teeth, I fell asleep poking myself in the eye with my toothbrush. FML

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Today, whilst brushing my teeth, I fell asleep poking myself in the eye with my toothbrush. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Noname / Sunday 9 November 2008 09:18 / France

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By mattdanfrank | 0

#7372 - Thursday 26 February 2009 12:38

I've wading through the winging people and found you. You're not harping on about periods, pregnancies or being caught smoking weed - you poked yourself in your eye with your toothbrush, and for that you have my admiration. If anything can sum up the whole meaning of this site, it's poking yourself in the eye with your toothbrush. F*** my toothbrush, f*** my morning, f*** my life, I've just poked myself in my eye with my f***ing toothbrush F***! Excellent.

By pinkfrenchrose | 5

#30822 - Saturday 14 March 2009 04:05

How do you fall asleep while brushing your teeth... ? O_O

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By mattdanfrank | 0

#7372 - Thursday 26 February 2009 12:38

LinsKitty | 0

#973654 - Saturday 3 April 2010 06:05

#1, I think I love you a little bit

By pinkfrenchrose | 5

#30822 - Saturday 14 March 2009 04:05

How do you fall asleep while brushing your teeth... ? O_O

litecrush | 0

#966653 - Tuesday 23 March 2010 06:53

Maybe he was dozing off (standing) while he was brushing his teeth and inenvertenly poked himself in the eye...

ArentICute | 0

#2879522 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 04:20

Wow, this was in a spongebob episode that I seen quite a while ago. Good times, good times.

By kip_fml | 0

#31961 - Saturday 14 March 2009 11:49

kind of hilarious! thats rough.

By superson_fml | 0

#33676 - Monday 16 March 2009 02:02

cute

By rawchelllll | 0

#45474 - Friday 20 March 2009 07:17

Bwahaha thats hilarous. Are you narcoleptic?

By skyraider17 | 0

#52357 - Monday 23 March 2009 02:05

Yeah, narcolepsy much? Even if you were brushing with your eyes closed, the toothbrush would have to come out of your mouth to poke you in the eye... definitely a bad start/end to a day

By frenchfriez888 | 0

#63776 - Saturday 28 March 2009 01:33

ahahaha......thats hilarious. good job, mate.

By xMooMoox | 0

#73300 - Tuesday 31 March 2009 11:03

Were you brushing laying down? I'm trying to figure out how you managed to do this feat.

By SiLveRStaRLIGHT | 0

#77712 - Thursday 2 April 2009 09:28

I agree with pinkfrenchrose. I'm not sure how someone could fall asleep while brushing their teeth... Unless they have the medical issue where you can fall asleep basically anywhere at any time. [Edit] I was talking about narcolepsy. Yup, yup. I didn't know that's what it was called though.