Today, whilst brushing my teeth, I fell asleep poking myself in the eye with my toothbrush. FML
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mattdanfrank
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I've wading through the winging people and found you. You're not harping on about periods, pregnancies or being caught smoking weed - you poked yourself in your eye with your toothbrush, and for that you have my admiration. If anything can sum up the whole meaning of this site, it's poking yourself in the eye with your toothbrush. F*** my toothbrush, f*** my morning, f*** my life, I've just poked myself in my eye with my f***ing toothbrush F***! Excellent.
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pinkfrenchrose
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How do you fall asleep while brushing your teeth... ? O_O
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mattdanfrank
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I've wading through the winging people and found you. You're not harping on about periods, pregnancies or being caught smoking weed - you poked yourself in your eye with your toothbrush, and for that you have my admiration. If anything can sum up the whole meaning of this site, it's poking yourself in the eye with your toothbrush. F*** my toothbrush, f*** my morning, f*** my life, I've just poked myself in my eye with my f***ing toothbrush F***! Excellent.
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LinsKitty
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#1, I think I love you a little bit
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pinkfrenchrose
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How do you fall asleep while brushing your teeth... ? O_O
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litecrush
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Maybe he was dozing off (standing) while he was brushing his teeth and inenvertenly poked himself in the eye...
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ArentICute
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Wow, this was in a spongebob episode that I seen quite a while ago. Good times, good times.
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kip_fml
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kind of hilarious! thats rough.
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superson_fml
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cute
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rawchelllll
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Bwahaha thats hilarous. Are you narcoleptic?
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skyraider17
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Yeah, narcolepsy much? Even if you were brushing with your eyes closed, the toothbrush would have to come out of your mouth to poke you in the eye... definitely a bad start/end to a day
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frenchfriez888
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ahahaha......thats hilarious. good job, mate.
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xMooMoox
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Were you brushing laying down? I'm trying to figure out how you managed to do this feat.
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SiLveRStaRLIGHT
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I agree with pinkfrenchrose.
I'm not sure how someone could fall asleep while brushing their teeth...
Unless they have the medical issue where you can fall asleep basically anywhere at any time.
[Edit]
I was talking about narcolepsy.
Yup, yup. I didn't know that's what it was called though.
I'm not sure how someone could fall asleep while brushing their teeth...
Unless they have the medical issue where you can fall asleep basically anywhere at any time.
[Edit]
I was talking about narcolepsy.
Yup, yup. I didn't know that's what it was called though.
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PaperxHearts_xox
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How in the world do you fall asleep while brushing your teeth? o_0
maybe you're narcoleptic, I guess.
maybe you're narcoleptic, I guess.