Today, we had bingo. Three rounds into it a group behind me started to yell, "BINGO, BINGO!" I looked around and saw no one was coming to verify that they had a bingo, so I turned around and said "Stand up." The girl was a dwarf, and she was standing up. FML
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College Life
Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, I was playing at a bingo hall, when I got a bingo for $50. I got so excited that I accidentally yelled, "Holy fuck!" They kicked me out. I didn't get the money. FML
Today, my social anxiety hit a new low. I was playing bingo and, although I won, I didn't shout "bingo" because I thought too many people would look at me. FML
Today, I was cashier at work. The line came to a stop, but there was still people there. I kept saying next, but no one moved. I finally looked over the counter where there was a lady who had been standing there the whole time. She was a midget. FML
Today, I went to a bingo club with my gran and won the second game and a butthurt old lady accused me of cheating. I ended up being taken aside by an apologetic member of staff and asked to leave. I'm still trying to figure out how you can even cheat at bingo. FML
Today, I was volunteering at a nursing home calling bingo numbers. One woman stood up and started making noises, so I assumed she had won and started clapping. She then fell on the floor and died of a heart attack. I essentially applauded her death. FML
Today, my friends and I go to a bar and get wasted. I walk around and see a kid. I start yelling, "There's a child in this bar! There's a CHILD in this BAR!" She turns around. She was a midget. FML
Today, I was visiting my grandmother at her retirement community. Bingo is really popular there and she loves it, so I went thinking it would be a fun activity for us. I won the jackpot and my car got keyed by a group of angry old people. FML
Today, I finally won at bingo after playing every Thursday night for months. It was a $750 bingo. I split with 85 other winners. My share was $8. FML
Today, the girl I like at work surprised me in the otherwise empty break room. She caught me taking part in what might as well have been the Ball-Scratching Olympics. I didn't notice she was behind me until she cleared her throat to get my attention. Shit. FML
Today, I was at the cinema. There was a really tall woman in front of me and whenever I leaned to the right or left she would lean to the same side I do. Later, she started laughing. They guy next to her was telling her where I moved. FML
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Top comments
f_alltheirlives 3
Did she use her big girl voice?
screwtaylor 0
She's not a midget! She's fun sized.
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MelanieP_fml 0
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hahahaha 1st btw...i think
turbosexophonic 0
...yeah, what #29 said
superpanda24 0
Yeah unless you're like 60 or older, playing bingo equals instant ydi
Acid80 3
That's what I thought!
hsusanne 0
Ouch. Did you say sorry? (:
CheshireHalli 19
Oh wow... That sucks...
heavenandhell 0
ahaa small people these days
f_alltheirlives 3
Did she use her big girl voice?
lifesxmisery 0
lol how terrible. its not much your fault though, she should've stood on a chair or something
screwtaylor 0
She's not a midget! She's fun sized.
no1askdu 5
like a snickers bar
davidomke 0
when it comes to candy, fun size isn't fun ITS SMALLER! ITS LESS CANDY!
PaperCaper 11
28 Lol
allmidnighteyes 11
MIDGET BINGO!!!! your life is not ******. I repeat, MIDGET BINGO. travel-sized fun :3
simoneie123 0
Oh, man. Well, there's no way you could of known. I would of done the same thing, I mean, how are you supposed to see her? It is kind of embarassing, but it's an honest mistake. I don't think this is an FML.
Hannah_fml 0
yeah totally not an fml
Intoxicunt 6
The dirty images that come to mind...
offtheheezy 0
FYL. You can't possibly be at fault for that. But man, that's harsh. FHL.