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Bingo!

By Anonymous - 26/08/2009 20:05 - United States

Today, we had bingo. Three rounds into it a group behind me started to yell, "BINGO, BINGO!" I looked around and saw no one was coming to verify that they had a bingo, so I turned around and said "Stand up." The girl was a dwarf, and she was standing up. FML

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By greenhide8 - 28/05/2011 05:27 - United States

Today, I was playing at a bingo hall, when I got a bingo for $50. I got so excited that I accidentally yelled, "Holy fuck!" They kicked me out. I didn't get the money. FML

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You deserved it 46 119

By Anonymous - 11/08/2012 14:20 - United Kingdom - Bishops Stortford

Today, my social anxiety hit a new low. I was playing bingo and, although I won, I didn't shout "bingo" because I thought too many people would look at me. FML

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You deserved it 8 898

By saraleerocha - 02/11/2010 06:20 - France

Today, I was cashier at work. The line came to a stop, but there was still people there. I kept saying next, but no one moved. I finally looked over the counter where there was a lady who had been standing there the whole time. She was a midget. FML

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You deserved it 14 319

By Anonymous - 20/02/2016 08:21 - United States - Pomona

Today, I went to a bingo club with my gran and won the second game and a butthurt old lady accused me of cheating. I ended up being taken aside by an apologetic member of staff and asked to leave. I'm still trying to figure out how you can even cheat at bingo. FML

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You deserved it 1 452

By janedoe - 12/02/2009 22:21 - United States

Today, I was volunteering at a nursing home calling bingo numbers. One woman stood up and started making noises, so I assumed she had won and started clapping. She then fell on the floor and died of a heart attack. I essentially applauded her death. FML

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You deserved it 12 748

By frenchy - 06/02/2009 00:55 - United States

Today, my friends and I go to a bar and get wasted. I walk around and see a kid. I start yelling, "There's a child in this bar! There's a CHILD in this BAR!" She turns around. She was a midget. FML

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You deserved it 55 452

Bingo is serious business

By earlytermination - 06/09/2015 03:31 - United States

Today, I was visiting my grandmother at her retirement community. Bingo is really popular there and she loves it, so I went thinking it would be a fun activity for us. I won the jackpot and my car got keyed by a group of angry old people. FML

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You deserved it 2 461

By winner winner chicken dinner - 26/09/2018 05:00

Today, I finally won at bingo after playing every Thursday night for months. It was a $750 bingo. I split with 85 other winners. My share was $8. FML

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You deserved it 632

By ballthlete - 06/09/2015 04:55 - United States - Edmond

Today, the girl I like at work surprised me in the otherwise empty break room. She caught me taking part in what might as well have been the Ball-Scratching Olympics. I didn't notice she was behind me until she cleared her throat to get my attention. Shit. FML

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Move!

By Mogg - 18/12/2009 08:42 - Australia

Today, I was at the cinema. There was a really tall woman in front of me and whenever I leaned to the right or left she would lean to the same side I do. Later, she started laughing. They guy next to her was telling her where I moved. FML

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You deserved it 3 272

f_alltheirlives 3

Thursday 27 August 2009 2:03

Did she use her big girl voice?

screwtaylor 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 2:06

She's not a midget! She's fun sized.

Comments

MelanieP_fml 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 2:02

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turbosexophonic 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 2:59

...yeah, what #29 said

superpanda24 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 4:27

Yeah unless you're like 60 or older, playing bingo equals instant ydi

Acid80 3

Thursday 27 August 2009 9:33

That's what I thought!

hsusanne 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 19:53

Ouch. Did you say sorry? (:

CheshireHalli 19

Thursday 27 August 2009 2:03

Oh wow... That sucks...

heavenandhell 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 2:03

ahaa small people these days

f_alltheirlives 3

Thursday 27 August 2009 2:03

Did she use her big girl voice?

lifesxmisery 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 2:05

lol how terrible. its not much your fault though, she should've stood on a chair or something

screwtaylor 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 2:06

She's not a midget! She's fun sized.

no1askdu 5

Thursday 27 August 2009 2:21

like a snickers bar

davidomke 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 2:45

when it comes to candy, fun size isn't fun ITS SMALLER! ITS LESS CANDY!

PaperCaper 11

Wednesday 30 June 2010 23:33

28 Lol

allmidnighteyes 10

Thursday 27 August 2009 2:06

MIDGET BINGO!!!! your life is not ******. I repeat, MIDGET BINGO. travel-sized fun :3

simoneie123 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 2:09

Oh, man. Well, there's no way you could of known. I would of done the same thing, I mean, how are you supposed to see her? It is kind of embarassing, but it's an honest mistake. I don't think this is an FML.