By micahmatt - United States


Today, I found out why my 20 year-old girlfriend broke up with me. She was building everything she did to match her favorite TV show. The main character left her boyfriend in the exact way she left me. And the breakup email she sent me contained monologue from the TV show, word for word. FML
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  genius_man16  |  0

'maybe'? No, this is truly a good thing that she broke up with you OP.

Now, in the show, did the woman character ever cheat on her boyfriend? Might wanna check. Although I suppose it doesn't matter too much now.

  ForestFire0  |  1

It can't be a very good one, if this FML just happened. None of the good TV shows have new episodes on in summer, so it must be a crappy one on cable. Then again, it did say he just found out about it, so it might be a regular show. What I want to know is, what does she do if there's a cliffhanger between episodes or seasons?

  letitbe56  |  0

That's not true. Some of the cable networks run good TV in the summer. (The Closer comes to mind.)

However, this whole FML makes me think the GF probably doesn't have good taste in TV.

  aurynforever  |  11

days of our lives

By  BrEnNo1023  |  5

i had no idea the world contained such...weirdos.

she's obviously insane. too insane to have a functional relationship with anybody. i suggest you tamper with her TV so she can't find her favourite channel.

that'd reeeeeeeeeeeally fark with her brain >:D

  gigi37  |  0

I agree on messing with her tv, she would probably go insane without this show.

But what I would love to see, or read about, is what would happen if the main character got back with the boyfriend and this ex-girlfriend trying to get back with the OP.
If he said no, would her head explode and/or have some kind of breakdown?

OP, that does really suck, hopefully you weren't dating her for too long.

  iwadasn  |  32

He has a right not to swear if he doesn't want to, just like you have the right to swear if you want to. Why are half the comments on this website just people attacking each other for no good reason?

By  Chantallika  |  0

Seriously, good riddance. Go tell everybody what she did, make the emails public, point out those monologues, and spare some other poor bloke the same shame. She sounds fucking crazy.