Ewww, dude
Today, my boyfriend started to suck on my boob, which I quite enjoy, until he said he was breastfeeding and called me "Mummy". I don't think I can ever let his mouth near my boobs ever again. FML
Today, my boyfriend started to suck on my boob, which I quite enjoy, until he said he was breastfeeding and called me "Mummy". I don't think I can ever let his mouth near my boobs ever again. FML
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Today, I was making out with my boyfriend whilst straddled on top of him. He started to undo my bra. I was fine with this but he stopped kissing me and looked at me with a slight smile. He then said, "I know this is going to kill the mood... but I feel like I could milk your boobs right now" FML
Today, my boyfriend started to kiss my boobs. I am pregnant and started my lactation period. Now every time he looks at me he calls me milky way. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate for the first time. He was sucking on my boob, everything was going good. He suddenly stopped and started choking really bad. He thought milk was coming out. Turns out, it was just his gum. The moment was ruined. FML
Today, while getting intimate with my boyfriend, he started sucking on my breast. He ended up popping a pimple on it into his mouth. He threw up and that, as they say, was the end of that. FML
Today, my husband admitted to me that he has a mental block about touching my boobs, because he's afraid that breast milk is going to spurt out at him. I had my son 5 months ago and I don't breast feed. FML
Today, I was woken up by my husband attempting to breastfeed off my lactating nipples. FML
Today, my boyfriend started talking to my breasts in public. As if that wasn't bad enough, he then started to jiggle them in his hands. FML
Today, ever since I let my boyfriend touch my boobs, he thinks it's appropriate to grope me whenever he feels like it. Even talking to him about it doesn't seem to stop him. FML
Today, my husband and I were having sex for the first time since I had our son. As I was riding him in a heated passion, he grabbed my breasts. Milk literally shot out onto his face. Mood totally ruined. FML
Today, after ten minutes of squishing my boobs together for my boyfriend, trying to get him to stare, he glanced at them then blankly said "I've seen better tits on my mom, so baby just stop that" and smiled. FML
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Swandive235 27
Everything having to do with calling significant others "Mommy" and "Daddy" needs to stop. It's just weird.
lysx84 24
The whole "daddy" thing always confused me, please don't let "mummy" take off :/
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Marmarfarfar 25
Start calling him daddy see if he likes it.
PePziNL 20
I think he would
whatunicorn 17
Pretty sure he would since it sounds like he already has mommy issues. Guys like that creep me out, sorry OP.
milehigh52 22
I'm actually interested in what my fellow peers think about this subject. let's start a comment discussion. What do you guys think about women calling their boyfriends/husbands daddy?
Moonpup 5
People can do what they want on their own time (assuming it's not dangerous or anything like that) and I won't care as long as I'm not told about it. Please just keep your sex life to yourself unless the person actually cares to hear about it. (I'm not bashing op for posting this, just in general)
DoomedGemini 37
I posted this below, but since opinions were asked: as long as it's not harmful, nonconsensual, ect. I don't see why people should dictate a couples kinks or sex. If a partner is not okay with it, they should talk to their partner. No one should be forced to do something they are uncomfortable with, though, or pushed to do it by their partner. So I don't see why other people calling their partner "daddy" is an issue for others.
firefighter925 18
I prefer being called papi. Gotta love them Spanish girls!!
Meaniebobeanie 26
@62 amen brother
allforfun 23
Gross and weird
Vegetarian27 24
@ #35 It's gross as ****.
TheGreastest 24
so this is where the trend started.
olpally 32
This sounded great at first, not so much anymore. What a ******* weirdo.
Swandive235 27
Everything having to do with calling significant others "Mommy" and "Daddy" needs to stop. It's just weird.
beeferjay 34
I've had bitches call me daddy... it's not the ideal pet name, but in the heat of the moment, you can't blame them for not thinking straight p.s. im just joking about calling those women bitches. haterade is bad for your health
DoomedGemini 37
It's a kink. Lots of people have different kinks, as long as it's not abusive, nonconsensual, or has negative effects I don't see why they should "stop" because someone outside the relationship finds it weird or disgusting. That said, everyone needs to be on board. If it's a total turnoff and you aren't comfortable, tell your partner. You are in no way obligated to do things you feel uncomfortable with.
jess7898 3
Okay, anyone who has kids understands the whole mommy and daddy thing. When you call each other by your names or honey, ect then your kids start to call you that. So you end up calling each other Mommy and Daddy to make sure your kids do not deviate at that point it becomes a natural thing to just say it after some time.... so yeah on the weird fetish for her but comments like your need to be thought out a little better first. :) I personally thought that was funny, my wife would have just laughed and slapped me. lol
DoomedGemini 37
From my understanding, it's actually a bdsm kink. "Daddy" being something that might be used to call a dominant male.
kewpiesuicide 29
It's called age play
lysx84 24
The whole "daddy" thing always confused me, please don't let "mummy" take off :/
EsotericAura 25
Considering that "hot mama's" (not in reference to a milf) is a thing, I would say that it's already too late.
skye_tbfh 18
call him daddy, it's demeaning and weird and hopefully he'll pick up on that lol good luck, op
cocainewhore 30
It's not demeaning, it's a one of the bdsm terms used to recognise that the partner is a dominant male.
skye_tbfh 18
it's demeaning in my view, it doesn't have to be to everyone else.
DoomedGemini 37
From my understanding, calling them parental names means they are dominant over you. Unless I guess you don't see your parents as having authority over you?
skye_tbfh 18
I'm sorry for voicing my opinion, clearly I'm in the wrong. sorry for any misinterpretations.
MissEris 27
I call my Fiancé' "daddy" all the time. Sometimes he even calls me "momma". We don't mind at all but hey, to each their own..
purelymixed 17
Maybe he was joking...? Probably not though. FYL
mds9986 24
This is the first step toward those insane baby fetishes. I think you need to talk to him or get out now.
NamesIncognita 15
this
WolfsScar 15
I made an account just to say.. Wtf?
gracehi 31
It was well worth the effort.
mds9986 24
May the puns be with you.
rookworst 24
Treat him like a real baby, than he'll stop
brownapple 22
then*
pooldude 24
nope nope nope! way too creepy! I'm out of here!