By Jeff - United States
Today, I was walking out of a bar when someone grabbed me by the throat, and slammed me against a wall, saying "Stop fooling around with my wife, because next time - I'll kill you." I'm gay and haven't been with a woman since 1985. FML
Add a comment
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Create my account Sign in
Top comments
  Lehk  |  9

that would be a bad idea, considering that the kind of psycho who would do that is the same kind of psycho who would beat someone up for being gay.

By  brrrx  |  0

I wish this was so that I could vote "meh." Because that's pretty much all this story didn't deserve it, and your life isn't fucked.

  Pandasaur  |  0

Isn't FML for the funny, mildly fucked up things that happen to you? Yeah, OP's fine, but it's a little fucked up that he got assaulted by some random person.

By  rae_o_sunshine  |  0

i disagree with all the people saying that this isnt an fml, simply for the fact that this guy now has a crazed husband threatening to kill him. Even if he isnt the guy messin with said crazed husband's wife, that guy thinks he is and if he thinks that it happened again he could go after the wrong guy SOooOoo FYL.

By  screwtaylor  |  0

You go into a drunk bar and you don't except to be approached by a drunk dude like that?

You're being just like Chris Crocker. You gay people over exaggerate too much.

  n_london  |  0

what's a drunk bar? a bar where people get drunk?
OH- right, that's what a bar IS. dumbass.
and way to be an asshole- you actually think every person who ever goes to any bar, anywhere, should be prepared to be physically harassed and receive death threats? and that they deserve it for wanting to go out and get a drink? fuck, you're an idiot. people will make the dumbest shit up just to justify saying "YDI".


Screw Taylor.
Do us all a favor and
Everytime I see you commenting something, it's always ignorant and unnecessary.
You need to get a life.
Fuck you. And go suck a dick, bitch.

  ohmandapants  |  16

Uhhh number one this is NOTHING like Chris Crocker. He's not over-exaggerating.
number two Chris Crocker doesn't over exaggerate because he's gay, he's just special like that.
number three a drunk bar? LMFAO. yes because in the other ones, everybodies completely sober. You know, not everyone is an angry drunk. So no, he shouldn't have expected it and if i were him i would've freaked out. I'd like to see your ugly ass get attacked outside a bar. See how you'd react.

  plexico  |  3

How fucking dare anyone out there make fun of Chris Crocker after all he has been through.!

HE’S A HUMAN! (ah! ooh!) What you don’t realize is that Chris Crocker is making you all this money and all you do is write a bunch of crap about him.

LEAVE HIM ALONE! You are lucky he even performed for you BASTARDS!
LEAVE Chris Crocker ALONE!…..Please.

Leave Chris Crocker Alone Please…. !
Leave Chris Crocker alone!…right now!….I mean it.!

Anyone that has a problem with him you deal with me, because he is not well right now.


  z712  |  0

Dear screwtaylor,

The comments you post on this site are unbelievably idiotic and unncecessary. You seem to have the intelligence of a neanderthal. Please jump off the roof of the nearest high rise building and remove yourself from the gene pool.

  Revan46  |  0

No wonder your comment was buried. Most gays aren't as big of an idiot as Chris Crocker. Most of the gay community hate both him and Perez Hilton. Such bad images of gay men. Maybe watch How I met Your Mother, NPH is in it and he's a good show of what a good gay man is.

  sven25  |  0

You're totally right!!!!! You know us gays. Always over exagerating. I mean really - when my manhunt profile says my cock is 8 inches it really only means 7......