Miscellaneous: Today, after I got home from a long day at work. I go inside...

By I'm screwed - 27/01/2015 23:46 - United States - King Of Prussia

Today, after I got home from a long day at work. I go inside my room and find a life-size cut out of Miley Cyrus. I don't know how it got here. I'm the only person with a key to my apartment. FML

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Exodiafinder687 58

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Wednesday 28 January 2015 9:15

Is there a huge gaping hole in your wall? If not then we can assume that she didn't come in like a wrecking ball.

RobinGoodfellow 47

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Wednesday 28 January 2015 9:11

That is definitely one of the more terrifying cutouts you could have found. I feel your pain/horror.

zarbof 19

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Wednesday 28 January 2015 9:11

Uh oh. Time to interrogate your friends and family

Mightyrif 23

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Wednesday 28 January 2015 10:24

Maybe she came in like a wrecking ball!

notsoanonymous3 20

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Wednesday 28 January 2015 13:34

Or, well, the landlord?!

scuccria 12

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Sunday 1 February 2015 8:23

#37 what if she owns the house. This shit is creepy.

nekminnet 13

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Wednesday 28 January 2015 9:11

Time to change your locks. Creepy

iOceanus 18

Thursday 29 January 2015 4:49

Locks are an illusion of safety. They are easy to pick, so just about anyone can get in with a little knowhow--regardless of the locks being changed.

Mr_Guy_Dude 17

Thursday 29 January 2015 6:08

Locks are love. Locks are life.

RobinGoodfellow 47

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Wednesday 28 January 2015 9:11

That is definitely one of the more terrifying cutouts you could have found. I feel your pain/horror.

thespiantess 18

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Wednesday 28 January 2015 21:39

It's DaveDays all over again...

False_Stupidity 41

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Thursday 29 January 2015 2:48

Agreed, I can think of only one cut out that would be more horrifying. A full size Beiber cutout...

TallMist 32

Sunday 26 April 2015 17:04

Nicki Minaj.

SnoringMonkeyObs 14

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Wednesday 28 January 2015 9:12

wooah.

denaeb123 24

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Wednesday 28 January 2015 9:14

Im sure it was friends or family with a cruel sense of humor! I wouldnt freak out too much!

lyricalservant 21

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Wednesday 28 January 2015 12:35

Cruel sense of humour you say? It seems psycophatic to me. I mean who does that for jokes and giggles? OP is in need of help. Poor OP she must be terrified

Exodiafinder687 58

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Wednesday 28 January 2015 9:15

Is there a huge gaping hole in your wall? If not then we can assume that she didn't come in like a wrecking ball.

RyWillieMitch 16

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Wednesday 28 January 2015 9:56

No matter how far OP runs, they won't be able to hide from her. Because she can't stop. And she won't stop.

Emint 16

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Thursday 29 January 2015 12:43

After all, she can't be tamed.

sonnyrosa 32

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Thursday 29 January 2015 21:09

*slow clap* This is the best comment I've read on FML today... you win the internet <3

Greis 2

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Thursday 29 January 2015 23:02

+1 internets to you.

toowie_fml 20

Wednesday 28 January 2015 9:15

creepy landlord?

TomatoGuts 10

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Wednesday 28 January 2015 9:17

Strategically place a camera in your apartment so that if there's a next time, it'll be recorded? When you find out who it was, you can put an equally bad cutout in that person's home.

False_Stupidity 41

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Thursday 29 January 2015 2:41

Can you even think of an equally bad cut out?

year2015 11

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Thursday 29 January 2015 3:23

I can think of a WORSE cutout: Justin Beiber.

Just_A_Tree 20

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Wednesday 28 January 2015 9:20

Magic Miley. It's the new remake of Magic Mike, except it's an actual documentary on Miley Cyrus. But it has a plot twist where she turns out to be a magician. She's great at disappearing acts, but she leaves her signature cut out of herself wherever she appears and disappears to and from. Congratulations, OP!