By I'm screwed - 27/01/2015 23:46 - United States - King Of Prussia

Today, after I got home from a long day at work. I go inside my room and find a life-size cut out of Miley Cyrus. I don't know how it got here. I'm the only person with a key to my apartment. FML
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Exodiafinder687 58

Is there a huge gaping hole in your wall? If not then we can assume that she didn't come in like a wrecking ball.

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RobinGoodfellow 47

That is definitely one of the more terrifying cutouts you could have found. I feel your pain/horror.

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Comments

zarbof 19

Uh oh. Time to interrogate your friends and family

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scuccria 12

#37 what if she owns the house. This shit is creepy.

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iOceanus 18

Locks are an illusion of safety. They are easy to pick, so just about anyone can get in with a little knowhow--regardless of the locks being changed.

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Mr_Guy_Dude 17

Locks are love. Locks are life.

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RobinGoodfellow 47

That is definitely one of the more terrifying cutouts you could have found. I feel your pain/horror.

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False_Stupidity 41

Agreed, I can think of only one cut out that would be more horrifying. A full size Beiber cutout...

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denaeb123 24

Im sure it was friends or family with a cruel sense of humor! I wouldnt freak out too much!

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lyricalservant 21

Cruel sense of humour you say? It seems psycophatic to me. I mean who does that for jokes and giggles? OP is in need of help. Poor OP she must be terrified

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Exodiafinder687 58

Is there a huge gaping hole in your wall? If not then we can assume that she didn't come in like a wrecking ball.

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RyWillieMitch 16

No matter how far OP runs, they won't be able to hide from her. Because she can't stop. And she won't stop.

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sonnyrosa 32

*slow clap* This is the best comment I've read on FML today... you win the internet <3

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TomatoGuts 10

Strategically place a camera in your apartment so that if there's a next time, it'll be recorded? When you find out who it was, you can put an equally bad cutout in that person's home.

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False_Stupidity 41

Can you even think of an equally bad cut out?

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year2015 11

I can think of a WORSE cutout: Justin Beiber.

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Just_A_Tree 20

Magic Miley. It's the new remake of Magic Mike, except it's an actual documentary on Miley Cyrus. But it has a plot twist where she turns out to be a magician. She's great at disappearing acts, but she leaves her signature cut out of herself wherever she appears and disappears to and from. Congratulations, OP!

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Just_A_Tree 20

This is relevant! If it's after, pose it in funny places and have a few laughs!

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telli164 30

Wait, there's an after? I thought she was still going through it

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Crossing 17

If it was before it would not be so bad.

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TallMist 32

She's not THAT bad looking. She's not perfect, but she's decent at least... ...Well, except with her clothes.

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