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By Anonymous - / Saturday 21 March 2009 04:46 / United States
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By  WowLifeDoesSuck  |  0

Wow, kids are getting smarter.

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By  WowLifeDoesSuck  |  0

Wow, kids are getting smarter.

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Glad to see OP has someone responsible in the house to look after him.. Seriously OP, you're a single parent and an alcoholic, aren't you?.. And daughter is pretty much looking out for herself and you, too.. FYL, indeed..

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well guys, he might not be an alcoholic and his daughter just learned some facts at school and brought it home. but he may ofcourse be, an alcoholic.

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  1zinzanzin  |  0

bag guys how many alcaholics have a 7 year old daughter that is that smart and she has probaly seen some advert I mean I'm 13 I drink

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  pepsie_fml  |  0

ydi for drinking

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  princes1323  |  0

ur a horrible person why would u do that when ur daughter is so worried about u great parent

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  megissocool  |  0

ydi for not caring about ur kids. if your seven year old daughter cares enough about you and your health to write a note to remind you not to drink, what a terrible parent you are to just ignore her and do it anyway. imagine if it got worse and you had to go to rehab or something. that would be VERY tramatizing for your little girl

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  agentibe  |  0

I don't understand how you can all just assume he's a fucked up alcoholic. Maybe he just enjoys a beer after work and his daughter learned something new at school?

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  laxerbra  |  0

yes muther crack corn

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  devinashley  |  0

it doesn't matter whether he's an alchoholic or not, he's a jerk for not listening to his kid. I don't think she learned that at school. if she notcies how much you drink then aomethings wrong right? listen to your kid. it's not a fyl that's and f your daughters life. ydi

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  getwild  |  0

ur obviously addicted to alcohol

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  dudester1  |  0

549 that's called an acoholic

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  ZleveL  |  0

LOL RayWilliamJohnson would love you! especially if your daughter was adopted and had squiral aids

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  woofis  |  0

y all the asumations? he was just getting a drink doesn't mean he is an alchoholic

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  Katana9990  |  3

you need to learn when enuf is enuf

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  dogdog456  |  0

or mother?

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  manw  |  3

cunt. fydl, not yers.

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  mooshibear140  |  4

YOU ARE A HORRIBLE FATHER!!! YDI for being an alchohalic.

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  funny1234  |  0

want drink with me

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  GGTM0710  |  0

awww she's sounds soo sweet... AND U DONT!! WTF! ur a single parent, and her dad, and ur an alcoholic!!! poor girl. AND UUUU SHOULD BE ASHAMED

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  GrahamAker  |  3

drink whatever you want OP. if your an alcholic thts your choice. just don't hurt the kid. maybe before the kid judges she should have some too try. Granted beer will taste bitter, wine will be just fine. my personal opinion.

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  nerdking21  |  10

An alcoholic is not someone who enjoys an occasional drink. If that were so, then my whole family would be alcoholics. If you are drinking to the point of getting drunk on a regular basis, then you have a problem. But enjoying couple of beers or some wine with dinner does not make you an alcoholic.

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  BradenLock  |  4

You seem drunk now, actually. Great grammar. 13? Really? Drinking makes you cool then? Yeah, it'll be cool alright when you're like OP and your 7 year-old daughter is having to be the responsible one.

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  ThatGuyRory  |  9

Has anyone ever considered that there are major problems residing within the family? I wouldn't blame him if something as devastating as the mother passing away had taken place.

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  houstonderek  |  3

Yep, it's quite possible that her teacher said something that may have inferred that anyone who has any amount of alcohol is an alcoholic, or, perhaps, the daughter, being seven, doesn't have the perspective to understand that what she learned doesn't apply to everyone. There isn't nearly enough information in this FML to assume that he's a raging alcoholic or that his daughter is wise beyond her years.

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  Toasty283  |  8

-602. Did you just call a 7 year old a cunt? She's only looking after her father and hoping he doesn't have mental issues so she doesn't follow in his path. And 537, you're stupid for throwing your whole life away for some drinks. Why not wait like most civilized adults here? I'm 13 and even I think you're an incompetent adolescent.

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  Irishopoly19  |  9

Clearly your brain cells are dying rapidly considering you can't for a sentence correctly or spell correctly. There are actual children that young that are as smart as OP's daughter. I bet you think it's cool to drink too huh? -_-

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  lovely_mess3  |  15

I dont think its fair to call him (OP) a bad parent because he enjoys a cold one every now and again. I agree your children come first that being said everyone is entitled to have some me time. the fact that you are so quick to judge the guy with the little information youre given seems absurd. note he very well could be a horrible parent. i just dont think you can make that assumption based on what he said.

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  HighasaCloud  |  46

#549 - I don't understand how you can assume it even has anything to do with alcohol. What if OP drinks diet soda constantly and his daughter doesn't want him to get diabetes from all that sugar or brain damage from all that aspartame?

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You probably don't and want to be cool and if you do maybe your parents should watch their kid better! When me and my buddies stole a beer when we were your age our dads beat our ass

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wow, are people really THAT retarded? people keep commentin that "non-alcoholic beer has only a little alcohol." IT'S CALLED "non-alcoholic" FOR A REASON!!! if it had only a little alcohol, it would be called "only-a-little-alcoholic." please ppl, use common sense...

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  Hbkbryan  |  0

non alcoholic beer still has alcohol in it just hardly any, it would take you around 40 non alcoholic beers to get drunk... go watch manswers and mabye you will learn something dumbass

By  effliffe  |  0

creative lil' bastard hahaha

By  auroralilies  |  0

I had the same problem with my dad. I turned out fucked up, and he turned out to be suicidal. Way to go.

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  responses  |  0

boohoo go write an fml about it.

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  Katana9990  |  3

get over it, people die. if I could I would kill every human on earth but I can't so I continue. FUCKING ANTI FLOOD

By  greenman_fml  |  0

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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  Jujube93  |  0

I'm pretty sure YOU were drinking when you wrote that. or else I really hope you were joking cause drinking and bein an alcoholic isn't a joking matter. That little girl can really be messed up and all from her FATHER drinking. And I really hope the OP listened to his daughter because it really is so touching that his seven year old daughter would care so much about her daddy to do that.

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  Drummergirl68  |  0

wow dumb ass! dnt force a little 7 year old girl to drink! that is abuse! on so many levels! wow stupid ass! what were you thinking! that is NOT cool don't ever say tht again!

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  77777771  |  12

Clearly you are a bitchy alcoholic yourself and you need to get our head outta your ass and realize that he is affecting his daughter and ruining her life

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  Omgpwned1234  |  0

Wow I thought this was FML, not an app to be preachy little pukes who can't take a joke. This dude was obviously joking. And you shouldn't be talking if your comment to this is "drinkin is messd up" so shut up and stop being preachy on an app for jokes.

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  22cute  |  17

YES!! If your 7 year old is worried about your drinking and you STILL are selfish enough to sneek a drink you are an ALCOHOLIC! Hello, get help NOW! Go to AA & keep going till it sinks in how mean & stupid you are & how you are destroying your kid's life. I teach kids like yours & it is very sad.

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