By dogproblems - 27/01/2015 15:09 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I shaved my beard in preparation for an important work conference. Now my dog won't stop growling and barking at me. FML
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Same thing different taste

Doghouse

By Krissi - 21/08/2023 14:00 - United States

Today, I was late for a video conference with my boss. As I frantically tried to fix my messy hair, my dog thought it was the perfect time to play fetch. I ended up joining the meeting with a squeaky toy in hand and an appearance that would make a scarecrow look put together. My boss found it hilarious, but I'm pretty sure my career aspirations are now in the doghouse. FML
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Give your dog a treat and it'll accept its "new" owner.

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Are you insayain? The dog will look like a ball sack.

Yeah, and all his pals will laugh at him during their weekly poker game.

#12, insayian, don't you mean super saiyan?

#20. "Gasp! Who are you supposed to beeuuhh?" "Kakacarrotcake!" *Freeze Pop stares* "I am real super saiyan!"

at least he is protective! mine would just welcome in a burglar.

You profile pick looks like you're 10 years old?

xapocxbiggunx 4

Thicker than oatmeal. That most have been sad to shave of such a wicked awesome beard.

iLike2Teabag 27

Legend has it that the beard was so thick, a part of his soul was still stuck in there when he shaved it. That's why the dog was barking.

You should shave your dog. Then you can growl at him.

Buy a Santa suit complete with beard. Problem solved and you'll look great for your work conference.

Step1.Buy a fake beard. Step2. Put on fake beard. Problem solved.

You should shave your dog. Then you can growl at him.

Give your dog a treat and it'll accept its "new" owner.

EKDH 11

Must of gone from man to baby fast then.

Dog be like, "whatchya done to my owner bitch!!"