Shave your dog. That'll teach him.

Are you insayain? The dog will look like a ball sack.

Yeah, and all his pals will laugh at him during their weekly poker game.

#12, insayian, don't you mean super saiyan?

#20.
"Gasp! Who are you supposed to beeuuhh?"

"Kakacarrotcake!"

*Freeze Pop stares*

"I am real super saiyan!"

I am the true super sand lesbian.

at least he is protective! mine would just welcome in a burglar.

Epic.

You profile pick looks like you're 10 years old?

u r no real super sand

how thick was your beard ?

Thicker than oatmeal. That most have been sad to shave of such a wicked awesome beard.

Legend has it that the beard was so thick, a part of his soul was still stuck in there when he shaved it. That's why the dog was barking.

You should shave your dog. Then you can growl at him.

Buy a Santa suit complete with beard. Problem solved and you'll look great for your work conference.

Step1.Buy a fake beard.
Step2. Put on fake beard.
Problem solved.

Bark back!

That won't help

#23 there's something called a joke

You should shave your dog. Then you can growl at him.

Give your dog a treat and it'll accept its "new" owner.

Must of gone from man to baby fast then.

Dog be like, "whatchya done to my owner bitch!!"